1 00:00:03,102 --> 00:00:05,570 (grand orchestral fanfare playing) 2 00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:28,894 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:47,541 Downloaded from xPau.se 4 00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:49,846 (children chattering playfully) 5 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:51,148 WOMAN: It's okay. 6 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,918 You're gonna love it. 7 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:57,187 Happy first day of school. 8 00:00:57,189 --> 00:00:59,054 Bye, sweetie. 9 00:00:59,056 --> 00:01:01,892 - Hi! - Hi. 10 00:01:01,894 --> 00:01:03,827 Hey. I'm Sam. 11 00:01:03,829 --> 00:01:05,495 Hi. I'm Julie. 12 00:01:05,497 --> 00:01:07,097 (all giggling) 13 00:01:07,099 --> 00:01:09,031 - Bye. - Bye, Mom. 14 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:10,933 (giggling continues) 15 00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:12,436 I'm Hunter. 16 00:01:12,438 --> 00:01:13,804 Sam's mine right there. 17 00:01:13,806 --> 00:01:15,105 The one with the glasses. 18 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:16,472 I'm Lisa. 19 00:01:16,474 --> 00:01:18,742 That's my Julie. 20 00:01:18,744 --> 00:01:20,513 I'm Mitchell. (sniffles) 21 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,746 Kayla's hero. 22 00:01:23,748 --> 00:01:25,549 Oh, are you okay? 23 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:27,082 - Yeah, yeah. - You crying? 24 00:01:27,084 --> 00:01:29,151 No, man, it's a... big day, that's all. 25 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:30,921 - Yeah. - You know, can I have a tissue, please? 26 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:31,788 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you. 27 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,522 - It's a big day for all of us. - Yeah. 28 00:01:33,524 --> 00:01:34,657 MITCHELL: Thanks. (sighs) 29 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,793 (sighs, chuckles) 30 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:37,760 KAYLA: Come on, let's go! 31 00:01:37,762 --> 00:01:39,129 HUNTER: I think our daughters are friends. 32 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:40,564 - SAM: I'm so excited! - JULIE: Me, too. 33 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:43,032 And I think that means we're friends. 34 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:46,035 (chuckling) 35 00:01:46,037 --> 00:01:48,204 Should we go get a drink? 36 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,573 You okay? 37 00:01:49,575 --> 00:01:50,873 - Yeah. - Yeah. 38 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:52,909 - Yeah. - Do you guys want to go get a drink? 39 00:01:52,911 --> 00:01:54,978 Just... Ah, they made it. 40 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,813 You guys want to go grab a drink real quick? 41 00:01:56,815 --> 00:01:58,915 Is he asking us if we want to go grab a drink? 42 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:00,484 I'm really hoping it's coffee. 43 00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:04,087 ♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah... ♪ 44 00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:06,689 (overlapping chatter) 45 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,225 ♪ Is it a dream keeping you awake? ♪ 46 00:02:09,227 --> 00:02:10,693 (indistinct chatter) 47 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,128 - Aah! That's so... - Shut the fuck up. 48 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:14,164 ♪ Is it the stillness ♪ 49 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,199 - Happy Halloween! - ♪ That makes you shake? ♪ 50 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:17,634 (speaking mock Kazakh a la Borat) 51 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:19,269 I can see Russia from my house. 52 00:02:19,271 --> 00:02:20,937 - GIRLS: Red Vines! - HUNTER: Red Vines! 53 00:02:20,939 --> 00:02:22,639 MITCHELL: Red Vines! 54 00:02:22,641 --> 00:02:24,741 ♪ What's on the ocean's floor... ♪ 55 00:02:24,743 --> 00:02:26,877 (cheering) 56 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:28,078 That's right! 57 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,712 (shouts indistinctly) 58 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,046 (whooping) 59 00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:33,582 Hey, hey, Hunter, get out, man. 60 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,185 (girls squealing) 61 00:02:35,187 --> 00:02:37,253 LISA: Put your seat belts on! 62 00:02:37,255 --> 00:02:38,622 Oh, my God! 63 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:40,726 (all screaming excitedly) 64 00:02:41,993 --> 00:02:43,727 - Surprise! - Surprise! 65 00:02:43,729 --> 00:02:45,628 No way! Thank you, Mom! 66 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:48,230 Thank you so much! (squeals) 67 00:02:48,232 --> 00:02:50,168 Be careful. 68 00:02:56,074 --> 00:03:00,110 (over phone): ♪ Just walk your fine ass out the door ♪ 69 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:04,213 ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 70 00:03:04,215 --> 00:03:06,682 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 71 00:03:06,684 --> 00:03:09,152 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 72 00:03:09,154 --> 00:03:11,687 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 73 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:13,990 ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 74 00:03:13,992 --> 00:03:16,759 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 75 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,861 MAN (over TV): Absolutely gorgeous out. 76 00:03:18,863 --> 00:03:20,330 You're probably gonna miss these mornings 77 00:03:20,332 --> 00:03:21,965 that we spend together, right? 78 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:24,266 Stop. You're gonna make me cry. 79 00:03:24,268 --> 00:03:26,336 And I don't want to cry, because it's prom night. 80 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:28,170 And it's supposed to be, like, the most magical night 81 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:29,338 of your life, and, you know, 82 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:31,942 I'm just so anxious about it. 83 00:03:31,944 --> 00:03:35,778 Well, call me if you feel anxious. 84 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,048 Or maybe FaceTime me, if it wasn't too loud. 85 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,082 I mean, if it was too loud, you could just... 86 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:41,617 we could wave or whatever. 87 00:03:41,619 --> 00:03:43,118 (chuckling): That'd be funny. 88 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,789 And then I can do... You know what I was thinking? 89 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,991 You should send me photos throughout the night. 90 00:03:47,993 --> 00:03:50,259 Like, not... not, like, all night long, 91 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:53,028 but if you could do it like every 30 minutes or so, 92 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:55,831 then I can put together one of those iBooks. 93 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:56,932 - That would be so fun. - Yeah. 94 00:03:56,934 --> 00:03:58,168 That would be a really... 95 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,969 I don't think you would regret that. 96 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:01,304 (Lisa chuckles) 97 00:04:01,306 --> 00:04:03,205 - Mom? - Mm-hmm? 98 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:06,376 Are you gonna be okay when I go to college? 99 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:07,943 Who, me? 100 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:08,944 Yeah. 101 00:04:08,946 --> 00:04:10,279 Me? 102 00:04:10,281 --> 00:04:12,215 (laughs) 103 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:13,383 What? 104 00:04:13,385 --> 00:04:14,850 Pl-Please. 105 00:04:14,852 --> 00:04:17,120 Don't even get me... (laughs) 106 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:19,088 Don't even... 107 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,326 - Please. - (Julie chuckles) 108 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,663 Okay, bye, Mom! 109 00:04:26,665 --> 00:04:28,230 - Okay, bye. - I love you. 110 00:04:28,232 --> 00:04:29,935 Okay, I love you. 111 00:04:36,273 --> 00:04:38,408 MARCIE: Oh, good, you did the laundry. 112 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:41,677 Yeah, and got a totally sleepy, happy baby. 113 00:04:41,679 --> 00:04:43,680 Full-blown Renaissance man. 114 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:45,281 - (chuckling): Oh. - Believe it. 115 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:46,882 It's a good thing she's asleep, too. 116 00:04:46,884 --> 00:04:48,117 I was going through the laundry. 117 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:49,952 - Uh-huh. - Found these new thongs. 118 00:04:49,954 --> 00:04:52,756 You know what I'm gonna do with these? 119 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:55,024 Paging Dr. Muff Diver. Dr. Muff Diver, you're needed 120 00:04:55,026 --> 00:04:56,425 in the O.R. immediately. 121 00:04:56,427 --> 00:04:58,093 Emergency surgery. Later on tonight, 122 00:04:58,095 --> 00:04:59,663 I'm tearing these off with my teeth 123 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:00,863 like an old-school cartoon billy goat. 124 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,197 - (grunting, snorting) - Honey. 125 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:03,668 Mitchell. 126 00:05:06,203 --> 00:05:07,437 Those are your daughter's. 127 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:09,338 (retches, spits) 128 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,341 No way. Kayla wears cleats and Bears jerseys, 129 00:05:11,343 --> 00:05:12,442 not some dirty stripper underwear. 130 00:05:12,444 --> 00:05:13,410 You thought they were mine. 131 00:05:13,412 --> 00:05:15,310 What, am I giving her allowance in singles? 132 00:05:15,312 --> 00:05:16,879 Go tell her she can't wear these. 133 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,348 Tell her they'll make her sterile, 134 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,182 like with the laptop and my brother's balls. 135 00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:22,084 We're not sure that's what happened with your brother. 136 00:05:22,086 --> 00:05:23,952 Honey, you're being ridiculous. 137 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:25,721 Kayla's becoming a woman. This isn't the time 138 00:05:25,723 --> 00:05:27,790 to tighten your grip; it's the time to loosen it. 139 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:29,858 This? This means we tighten the grip. 140 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,860 This isn't built for comfort; it's built for speed. 141 00:05:31,862 --> 00:05:33,396 We need to slow it the fuck down. 142 00:05:33,398 --> 00:05:36,800 The appliances go in after the backsplash. 143 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:39,369 We've done it the same way every time. 144 00:05:39,371 --> 00:05:41,170 (takes deep breath) 145 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,274 Uh-huh. All right, put him on the phone. 146 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:45,908 (knocking) 147 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,976 KAYLA: I'm in the bathroom. 148 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:49,681 (sighs) 149 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,828 (buzzing) 150 00:06:09,968 --> 00:06:11,437 Thanks. I was looking for that. 151 00:06:13,271 --> 00:06:15,105 You mind telling me what this is? 152 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:16,973 - Uh, fuzz. - Yeah. 153 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:18,908 Yeah, fuzz. That's what I thought it was, 154 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:20,410 and then upon further investigation, 155 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:23,011 it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. 156 00:06:23,013 --> 00:06:24,514 Kayla, are you a... a smoker? 157 00:06:24,516 --> 00:06:26,182 What? No. 158 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:28,151 Not a smoker, Dad. 159 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:31,120 Hey, haven't you seen the billions of ads that tell you 160 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:32,922 - not to do this stuff? - Dad! 161 00:06:32,924 --> 00:06:34,824 You can't teach someone not to try things, okay? 162 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:36,893 That's what trying things is for... to teach you things. 163 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:38,194 It's a contradiction. 164 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:40,362 It's like telling me 165 00:06:40,364 --> 00:06:42,499 not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap 166 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:44,199 when I've made a good turn around first 167 00:06:44,201 --> 00:06:46,122 and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm. 168 00:06:47,905 --> 00:06:49,372 Damn it, you're smart. 169 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:51,774 Okay. Yeah, all right. 170 00:06:51,776 --> 00:06:53,175 Time to get ready for school, Dad. 171 00:06:53,177 --> 00:06:54,543 Okay, all right. 172 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,846 Julie! Sam! 173 00:06:56,848 --> 00:06:57,913 - Hey, girl! - (tires squealing) 174 00:06:57,915 --> 00:06:59,081 Whoa! 175 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,382 (laughing) 176 00:07:00,384 --> 00:07:03,119 - I almost died. - Prom night! 177 00:07:03,121 --> 00:07:04,553 - (whooping) - Prom! 178 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:06,488 I'm so, so excited. 179 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:08,057 Oh, me, too. 180 00:07:08,059 --> 00:07:09,462 (school bell ringing) 181 00:07:11,562 --> 00:07:13,129 Mm. I love you. 182 00:07:13,131 --> 00:07:15,230 I love you, too. 183 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:16,466 All right. 184 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:17,533 - We're so gross. - I know. 185 00:07:17,535 --> 00:07:18,968 People are looking at us. 186 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,170 - I don't care. - We better get 187 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:21,412 "cutest couple" in the yearbook. 188 00:07:24,074 --> 00:07:25,276 ♪ Here we go ♪ 189 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:32,581 ♪ Here we go. ♪ 190 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,583 I'm having sex. 191 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:35,985 That's great. 192 00:07:35,987 --> 00:07:37,353 I'm having soup. 193 00:07:37,355 --> 00:07:38,487 No. 194 00:07:38,489 --> 00:07:40,557 Tonight with Austin. 195 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:42,591 - Wait, you're finally gonna do it? - Yeah. 196 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:44,827 I mean, you know, we've been dating for six months, 197 00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:46,295 and we love each other, 198 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:48,197 and I just awkwardly got my pediatrician 199 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:49,598 to put me on birth control. 200 00:07:49,601 --> 00:07:51,567 She gave me a sticker. 201 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:53,468 Two because I was good, so... 202 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:55,939 I know it's, like, kind of corny or whatever, but it just 203 00:07:55,941 --> 00:07:57,607 seems like prom night... 204 00:07:57,609 --> 00:07:59,975 it's kind of perfect, you know? 205 00:07:59,977 --> 00:08:01,476 We're gonna have, like, 206 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:04,913 dim lighting and rose petals on the bed 207 00:08:04,915 --> 00:08:07,016 and the scent from that candle that gets me horny 208 00:08:07,018 --> 00:08:08,483 every time I pass it in Walgreens. 209 00:08:08,485 --> 00:08:10,052 All candles get me horny. 210 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,420 JULIE: I'm gonna look into Austin's eyes, 211 00:08:11,422 --> 00:08:14,223 and then he's gonna look into mine, 212 00:08:14,225 --> 00:08:16,225 and then we're gonna, like, 213 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:17,860 touch each other's faces, you know? 214 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,495 For, like, a long time. 215 00:08:19,497 --> 00:08:21,363 Like, a long time. 216 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:22,865 Just to, like, connect. 217 00:08:22,867 --> 00:08:25,300 And then we're gonna... 218 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:26,971 Kapow. 219 00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:30,273 All right, fuck it, I'm in. 220 00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:31,641 - What? - I'm in. 221 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:32,908 I'm having sex tonight, too. 222 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,644 Uh... just like that? 223 00:08:34,646 --> 00:08:35,644 Yeah. I mean, why not? 224 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:37,346 Because it's your first time, 225 00:08:37,348 --> 00:08:40,048 and your first time should be special and perfect. 226 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,417 Yours can be special and perfect. 227 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:45,288 Mine is gonna be tonight and with that dude. 228 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:46,990 Yeah, they're just brownies. They're not, like... 229 00:08:46,992 --> 00:08:49,124 SAM: Connor Aldrich? Your lab partner? 230 00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:51,159 - Yeah. What? - You haven't even hooked up with him. 231 00:08:51,161 --> 00:08:52,629 You haven't even seen his thing yet. 232 00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:54,062 What if he has a weird one? 233 00:08:54,064 --> 00:08:55,163 They're all weird. 234 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:56,932 Penises are not for looking at. 235 00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,500 They're for use. They're like plungers. 236 00:08:58,502 --> 00:09:01,203 Listen, my student athlete days are over. 237 00:09:01,205 --> 00:09:03,038 Tonight is the beginning of my adult life, 238 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,607 and for the first time I can do whatever I want. 239 00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:08,010 So I want to go to prom, get drunk, 240 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:11,147 get potted up on weed and lose my goddamn virginity. 241 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:13,015 We're gonna have the same first-time-sex anniversary. 242 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:14,650 We can go to dinner every year and commemorate it. 243 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:16,653 - Olive Garden. - Yes! Olive Garden. 244 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,221 Breadsticks for life, bitch. 245 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:20,523 - Yeah! - Oh, my God, it is gonna be 246 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:24,096 such a relief to get this over and done with before college. 247 00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:27,330 Um, no, I mean, like... 248 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:28,697 No, it's cool. 249 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,332 I just don't think I'm there yet. 250 00:09:30,334 --> 00:09:32,302 You know, maybe something might happen tonight 251 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:35,304 with me and Chad, but, uh, 252 00:09:35,306 --> 00:09:38,243 I don't think sex is gonna be that thing. 253 00:09:39,343 --> 00:09:41,280 ♪ ♪ 254 00:09:45,684 --> 00:09:46,684 JULIE: Sam? 255 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:52,688 (chuckles) But you never know what could happen. 256 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:55,191 I mean, maybe my inner sexual Smaug 257 00:09:55,193 --> 00:09:57,896 will emerge from its keep and spread its mighty wings. 258 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:01,397 I never know what you're talking about. 259 00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,365 - Yeah, I... me, neither. - (school bell ringing) 260 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,304 ♪ ♪ 261 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,646 Oh, my God. 262 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,123 (chuckles) 263 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,328 LISA: Julie, is that you? 264 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,067 So realistic. 265 00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:40,005 (cell phone buzzing) 266 00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:43,374 Ugh. God. 267 00:10:46,377 --> 00:10:48,244 BRENDA: Come on, Sam, we're waiting. 268 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:50,049 Be right there! 269 00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:53,048 - There she is. - All right, took me 20 minutes 270 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,484 to figure out how to do video on this thing, 271 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:55,585 but I finally got it. 272 00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:57,052 - BRENDA: Oh! - (camera clicks) 273 00:10:57,054 --> 00:10:58,653 Nope. Took a picture of myself. 274 00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:01,023 Siri, video, please. 275 00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:03,326 BRENDA: Wow! That Chad is going to rip 276 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,161 through his little tuxedo pants. 277 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,096 - Mom. That's gross. - What? 278 00:11:07,098 --> 00:11:09,197 - Why? - 'Cause you're practically imagining 279 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:10,767 your daughter in sexual congress. 280 00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:12,067 You sicko. 281 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:13,635 Ah! 282 00:11:13,637 --> 00:11:15,638 I was just trying to connect with you. 283 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,041 You never talk to us anymore. 284 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,746 - Hey, I got this. - Okay. 285 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:24,714 (sighs) 286 00:11:24,716 --> 00:11:26,282 Prom night, huh? 287 00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:29,217 I got sad and reflective on my prom night, too. 288 00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:30,686 - You were? - Yeah. I was scared I wasn't 289 00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:32,355 gonna stay friends with the guys I had 290 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,423 been around most of my life, but I was able to... 291 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:35,758 - Hey, baby, I love you so much. - What? 292 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,826 You just really freaked her out. 293 00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:38,693 Sweetie, if you're worried 294 00:11:38,695 --> 00:11:41,831 about that at all, just know you shouldn't be. 295 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,466 You never stay friends with people from high school. 296 00:11:44,468 --> 00:11:46,201 I mean, the oldest friend I have is Jan 297 00:11:46,203 --> 00:11:47,736 from work, and I've known her for three months. 298 00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:49,572 - Who's Jan? - You know Jan, babe. 299 00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:51,340 She draws those silly cartoons. 300 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:53,775 - Oh, racist Jan. - Yeah, that's the one. 301 00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:57,080 Who you are today is not who you're going to be. 302 00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:58,780 And that's okay. 303 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:01,249 - FRANK: That's good therapy. - And who you become will be 304 00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,719 so different that your friends won't understand you anymore, 305 00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:05,388 and then you will wake up and realize 306 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,788 these friendships are over. 307 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,791 This feels like a very painful divorce, 308 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,725 just like the one I had with your father, 309 00:12:10,727 --> 00:12:12,727 but then you'll find a Frank. 310 00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:15,865 Uh, I appreciate that, but that's not my deal. 311 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:18,533 I'm still cool with a lot of my boys because 312 00:12:18,535 --> 00:12:21,437 on prom night, me, Dennis, Matt and Cory 313 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:24,740 all convinced our friend Steve to join the Army. 314 00:12:24,742 --> 00:12:26,676 He fought in the Persian Gulf War. 315 00:12:26,678 --> 00:12:28,543 He died right away. 316 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:30,212 - (Brenda sighs) - But once you go through 317 00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:32,514 something like that, you're bonded for life. 318 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:35,717 The bedrock of deep, meaningful friendships 319 00:12:35,719 --> 00:12:37,255 is shared experience. 320 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:41,626 I thought they were gonna put him in the Reserves. 321 00:12:45,262 --> 00:12:47,766 That is some horseshit. 322 00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:54,372 Hmm. 323 00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:57,775 (footsteps approaching) 324 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:02,845 Wow. 325 00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:04,913 You look so beautiful. 326 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,319 (gasps) Turn around. 327 00:13:08,719 --> 00:13:11,254 - Wow. - (Julie chuckles) 328 00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:12,687 Oh, my goodness. 329 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,157 Wow. 330 00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:17,692 So, what's the big plan for after prom? 331 00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,562 Uh, we're just going to Austin's. 332 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:20,830 You really like him, huh? 333 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:22,731 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's... 334 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,667 Yeah, he's cool. It's not, like, serious or anything. 335 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:27,269 His mom told me he got into UCLA. 336 00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:29,772 - That's nice. - Yeah, I mean, it's good. 337 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,874 You remember that time when, like, 338 00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:34,210 I thought about going to UCLA? 339 00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,445 Yes. That would have been crazy. 340 00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,313 That would have been the worst mistake ever. 341 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:40,950 I don't think it would have been that huge of a mistake. 342 00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:43,786 Uh, yes, it would have. (laughs) 343 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,620 University of Chicago is perfect. 344 00:13:45,622 --> 00:13:47,956 It's 45 minutes away. 345 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:51,626 So that way you're gone, but you're not "gone" gone. 346 00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,495 But I'm gone. 347 00:13:53,497 --> 00:13:55,664 Right, but not, like, gone. 348 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,667 Right, but, like, I'm going to college, 349 00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,668 and, like, I'm not gonna live at home, 350 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,571 so I'm, like... I'm gone. 351 00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,371 Mm-hmm. 352 00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:05,942 Why are my boobs so big? 353 00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:07,913 - Ready, Kayla? - KAYLA: Yup. 354 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:11,681 - And now... - ("Sirius" by The Alan Parsons Project plays) 355 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,249 ...standing at five foot, seven inches... 356 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:14,749 five, nine if you count the heels... 357 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:17,352 straight out of Great Lakes High School, 358 00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:19,455 the prettiest girl in all of prom... 359 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,624 Kayla Mannes! 360 00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:23,328 - (cheering) - (Kayla whoops) 361 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,596 Uh... just high fives from now on. 362 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,365 - Okay. - MARCIE: Oh, honey, I never thought 363 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,666 I'd see you in a dress. 364 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:32,601 MITCHELL: Technically, it's not a full dress. 365 00:14:32,603 --> 00:14:34,537 Some material is missing from the middle there. 366 00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:35,571 MARCIE: Okay. 367 00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:36,605 You look great. 368 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:37,740 All right. 369 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:38,975 Yeah, I think it's time to go. 370 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:39,975 Yes. Yeah. 371 00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:41,543 Honey, we got to go. 372 00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:43,278 - (Mitchell sniffles) - Honey? 373 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,380 Dad, are you okay? 374 00:14:45,382 --> 00:14:48,451 It's like when he watched Frozen. 375 00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:49,552 (chuckles) Come on. 376 00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,387 (sniffs) 377 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:52,955 LISA: Hi. How are you? 378 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:53,990 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 379 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:54,990 Oh, Sam. 380 00:14:54,992 --> 00:14:56,259 Hi, Marcie. 381 00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,826 Oh. Oh, oh. 382 00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:59,595 - Hey, Mitchell. - Hey. Haven't seen you in a while. 383 00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:01,029 - Yeah. - You know, I was worried 384 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:03,265 when I never heard back from you about hot yoga. 385 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:04,533 Called you a bunch of times. 386 00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:07,036 - I ended up having to eat that two-for-one Groupon. - Oh, yeah. 387 00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:08,671 I don't really do the hot yoga thing. 388 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,740 - It's just... - Well, we should catch up, though, right? 389 00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:12,607 - Yeah. - Like a lunch. I don't know. 390 00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:14,509 Yeah, maybe. Yeah, give me a call. 391 00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:15,845 - I've been calling you. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:17,546 Doesn't work. 393 00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:18,817 It's not effective. 394 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:24,356 (cell phone buzzes, computer chimes) 395 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,962 (cell phone buzzes, computer chimes) 396 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,797 (chiming) 397 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,365 - (laughter) - I don't even know. Wait, wait, wait. 398 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,767 - Oh, my gosh, thank you. - You guys, you guys. 399 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,302 Wait, this is, like, the best lighting 400 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,769 with the Valencia filter, so wait, wait. 401 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:42,804 - Oh, God. All right, here we go. - (camera clicks) 402 00:15:42,806 --> 00:15:44,039 - Yeah, okay, that's enough. - One more. 403 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,474 - We're good. - Oh, my God. 404 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,875 We need to get this party started. 405 00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,009 - Ooh! Okay, Julie. - Hmm? 406 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:49,381 I got you something. 407 00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:51,913 It's coconut oil. 408 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,349 For lube. 409 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,017 I hear it works just as well 410 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,086 and it makes blow jobs taste like Almond Joy. 411 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,020 (sighs) Thank God it doesn't taste like Mounds. 412 00:15:59,022 --> 00:16:01,523 I'd rather eat ten dicks than one Mound. 413 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,326 - Mm. - But thank you. That's so sweet. 414 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,227 - Oh! - Aw! 415 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,895 - Oh, my God, I'm so excited. - Me, too. 416 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,898 - Oh, my God! - You have to text me, like, right away. 417 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,732 Oh, my God, we're gonna be doing it at the same time. 418 00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,467 (gasps) Oh, my God. We have to talk about it tomorrow. 419 00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:13,536 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, every detail. 420 00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:14,803 - There's gonna be so much to talk about. - Guys? 421 00:16:14,805 --> 00:16:17,340 - Hey, guys. - (laughing) 422 00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,708 I want in on this sex pact. 423 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,812 Are you sure? You don't have to do this just because we are. 424 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:24,346 No, that's not why. 425 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,916 I want to have sex. Yeah. 426 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:29,485 That's something all three of us have in common. 427 00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:30,686 - Mm-hmm. - Chad is gonna 428 00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:35,023 tap that ass with his penis. 429 00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:38,360 And I doubt we'll have anal the first time, but... 430 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,629 - All right. - This is gonna make tonight 431 00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:41,496 - even more perfect. - Yeah. 432 00:16:41,498 --> 00:16:43,432 - It's gonna be the three of us! - Yes! 433 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,799 (all laughing) 434 00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,836 HUNTER: Prom night, motherfuckers! 435 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,404 - (whooping) - ♪ I came to dance, dance, dance, dance... ♪ 436 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:51,773 Yeah! Rudy, it's coming up. 437 00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:52,975 Bear left, bro. 438 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:54,610 Yeah! Jesus, Rudy. 439 00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,846 What the fuck? Yeah! 440 00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:59,615 Oh, my God, it's my fucking dad. 441 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:01,450 ♪ Hands, hands, hands, hands ♪ 442 00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:03,119 ♪ You, you... ♪ 443 00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,554 ("Dynamite" by Taio Cruz playing) 444 00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:09,424 HUNTER: Yeah! Prom night, bitches! 445 00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:12,127 (Hunter whooping) 446 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:13,395 - Yeah! - Oh, God, it's him. 447 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:14,930 Oh, what's up? Yo! 448 00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:17,900 (singing along to stereo): ♪ We gonna light it up ♪ 449 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:20,068 ♪ Like it's prom night ♪ 450 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,003 Taio Cruz. 451 00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:23,638 ♪ Like it's prom night. ♪ 452 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,473 - You got this, girl. - Don't mess this up, 453 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:27,942 because that limo is totally awesome. 454 00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:30,880 Sam. Sam. 455 00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:32,181 Taio Cruz. 456 00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:33,649 Whew! 457 00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:36,184 (music stops) 458 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:37,586 Sorry. 459 00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:39,188 - Sorry. Ho! - (sighs) 460 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,026 Whew! (grunts) 461 00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:50,199 You're so grown up. (chuckles) 462 00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:51,901 Dad, what are you doing here? 463 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:54,436 You think I'm gonna miss the most important night 464 00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:56,672 of your young life? (chuckles) 465 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:58,207 - That's graduation. - No. 466 00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,708 Graduation's for losers. 467 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,076 Didn't even go to my graduation. 468 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,578 But prom night... that's a big one. 469 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,780 Prom was the best night of my life. 470 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,182 I think about it every day, 471 00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,084 and I want you to have the same experience. 472 00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:10,952 Tonight, you have fun. You don't worry 473 00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:13,989 about any rules that your mom or Frank laid down. 474 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:15,825 No one gives a fuck about Frank. 475 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,092 All I know is this... you look amazing, 476 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:18,626 and I would love to grab a quick pic. 477 00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,829 No. Go stand with the other parents, 478 00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:22,664 and try to be normal. 479 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,666 Sam, I'm not a normal parent. I'm not gonna... 480 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,469 Just... I don't even fucking... 481 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,203 - Holy shit, you invited Hunter? - No, of course not. 482 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,538 I haven't talked to him since he and Brenda got divorced. 483 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,973 - You know he calls me all the time? - What? 484 00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:34,042 He wants to play darts. I don't play darts. 485 00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:35,711 - Darts? - You kidding me? 486 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:36,945 - Anyway, I can't hang out with him. - HUNTER: Oh! 487 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,747 - I'll be guilty by association. - No, no. 488 00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:40,915 - (grunts, whoops) - I will never forgive that babysitter fucker. 489 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,684 - Hey, Hunter. - Hey, man. Good to see you. 490 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,952 - What up? - Hey, all right? 491 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:45,221 Mwah! 492 00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:48,524 - Ah. - (Hunter laughing) 493 00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,058 Did you have another daughter? 494 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,993 I did. I did. Thank you. 495 00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:54,128 - It's... it's been wonderful. - Yeah. 496 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,498 I'm thinking about doing that again. 497 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,664 You know, the whole second round. 498 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,200 I think a lot of dads kind of 499 00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,768 get it right the second time around. 500 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,737 Or, you know, you could 501 00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,271 just raise the one that you have. 502 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:04,874 Well, I did. Too late for that. 503 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,775 Raised. Job done. Hi, honey. 504 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,544 LISA: Actually, I heard, 505 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,645 if you spend a significant amount 506 00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:12,580 of time with your children, that you develop 507 00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:15,984 some kind of, like, telekinetic bond with them. 508 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:18,053 - Is that true? - I've heard. Mm-hmm. 509 00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,788 I hope it's not true, 'cause if it is, 510 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:22,657 Sam has been looking at a lot of Asian porn. 511 00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:24,593 - (Hunter chuckling) - My wife's Asian. 512 00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:25,961 Indian. 513 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,195 That's Asian. 514 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,030 This is more like, uh... 515 00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:30,766 It looks like when... the typical Asian. 516 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:32,268 - Yep, good seeing you, man. - Uh, okay. 517 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,111 Good to see you, brother. You know what I mean. 518 00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,538 Who's this guy? Who are you? 519 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,007 Dad, this is my date. 520 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:39,909 Hi. Uh, it's great to meet you, sir. 521 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,109 - I'm-I'm Connor. - Connor and I... 522 00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:42,278 we're in the same science class. 523 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,179 We're lab partners. 524 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:44,913 Yeah, we're working on our chemistry. 525 00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:46,682 (chuckles) 526 00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,083 CONNOR: Uh... 527 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:51,653 Um, I'm gonna get a napkin, if that's cool. 528 00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:54,155 Okay. 529 00:19:54,157 --> 00:19:56,558 Okay, so, uh... 530 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,162 with this, it's, uh, one shot to the groin, stab and drag. 531 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,664 I refuse to believe she couldn't do better 532 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:06,101 - than that loser. - Oh, I think Chad seems nice. 533 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,236 HUNTER: Chad? No, Chad's amazing. 534 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,938 - Look at that fedora. - Yeah. 535 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,638 I'm not talking about Chad. 536 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,240 I'm talking about fucking Frank. What a dick. 537 00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:14,276 LISA: Frank does not seem like a dick to me. 538 00:20:14,278 --> 00:20:16,278 He seems like a nice guy. 539 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,047 And you know what? Don't blame Brenda. 540 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,847 It's really hard being alone. 541 00:20:19,849 --> 00:20:21,683 HUNTER: Well, let's just agree to disagree on Frank. 542 00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:23,318 Oh, here they come. Okay, just be cool. 543 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,621 He's gonna talk about his tow truck company instantly. 544 00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:28,590 I guarantee you he's gonna throw that shit in my face. 545 00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:29,791 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 546 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,925 (clears throat) Brenda. 547 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,229 Hunter. 548 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,296 Frank. 549 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,932 - Lisa. - What'd I do? 550 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,067 I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said your name like that. 551 00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:40,201 This is so nice. Thank you. 552 00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,873 You're welcome. 553 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,607 - (sighs) - Okay. 554 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,875 Oh, no, no, no, no. Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis. 555 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:49,377 - I got to go get Julie's wrap. - Mm. 556 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,346 (sighs) Were you gonna let our daughter 557 00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:52,981 take a fucking Lyft to prom? 558 00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,650 What is this, Afghanistan? 559 00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:55,917 How'd you pay for that limo, Hunter? 560 00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:57,318 'Cause I know your credit's in the shitter. 561 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,854 It is. 562 00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:00,888 'Cause I bought your mom a wheelchair. 563 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,223 She's gonna pay you back. 564 00:21:02,225 --> 00:21:04,093 With what money, Brenda? Can she pay me back 565 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,394 with crackers that she steals from restaurants? 566 00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:06,929 I don't want to talk about your mom. 567 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,196 I don't want to talk about her wheelchair. 568 00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:09,698 All I care about is that my daughter 569 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,833 has the greatest night of her life. 570 00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,001 If it was her greatest night, you would not be here. 571 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,670 Oh, what a sick burn. 572 00:21:14,672 --> 00:21:16,105 FRANK: All right, all right, all right. 573 00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:17,972 - Good. - Yo, wait, yo, yo. We're all adults here. 574 00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:21,309 Let's not make it uncomfortable if you're gonna be around more. 575 00:21:21,311 --> 00:21:23,211 - Let's have a beer sometime. - Okay, first of all, 576 00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:25,213 I don't want to go to have a beer with you. 577 00:21:25,215 --> 00:21:27,149 I don't want to hang out with you. I don't like you. 578 00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,884 I don't like your wife. I don't like your guys' deal. 579 00:21:28,886 --> 00:21:30,385 I think it sucks and it's played out. 580 00:21:30,387 --> 00:21:32,855 Hey, if you ever change your mind, here's my card. 581 00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,757 Ah, here we go. "Tow with Frank." 582 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,692 Where'd you come up with that name? 583 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:38,661 - It's very straightforward. - All right, I'll tell you this. 584 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,162 The design of that card is pretty cool. 585 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,864 And my favorite part is right fucking there. 586 00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:43,702 Oh, God. 587 00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:54,278 ♪ ♪ 588 00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:15,163 BRENDA: Wow, that is just... No, that's us, Frank. 589 00:22:15,165 --> 00:22:17,132 - You know what? - I got it. I got it. 590 00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:18,333 You've taken about 15 goddamn selfies. 591 00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:19,768 - Yeah! - All right. 592 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,303 All right. Cool. 593 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:22,371 Bye, Mom. 594 00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:24,105 - Have fun, honey. Okay. - I will. 595 00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:25,339 Bye, Dad. 596 00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:28,143 Remember... stab, turn, drag. 597 00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:29,377 I don't have the knife, Dad. 598 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:30,378 Yes, you do. Check your clutch. 599 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:32,780 (Kayla groans) 600 00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:34,383 Hey, uh, it's been a pleasure, sir. 601 00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:37,385 I really, um, it's... I'm honored. 602 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:38,953 - (hands clap) - Oh. 603 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:40,422 Intense, professional grip. 604 00:22:40,424 --> 00:22:41,957 Cheers. 605 00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:43,759 Take it easy, big guy. 606 00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:47,061 Hey, uh, you guys have a good night, too, you know. 607 00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:48,463 MARCIE: Thank you. 608 00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:50,432 See that smirk? What was up with that smirk? 609 00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,500 You are intense. 610 00:22:52,502 --> 00:22:54,036 - HUNTER: Sam. Hey. - Oh, hey, Mr. Lockwood. 611 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:55,104 - Hey. - Nice to meet you. 612 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,271 - Chad, yes, come on, man. Bring it in. - Yes. Oh. 613 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:58,507 Good. Yeah. 614 00:22:58,509 --> 00:23:00,041 My hat. 615 00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:02,778 - I want to talk to Sam real quick. - Yeah. Okay. 616 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,047 Uh, let-let me get a picture real quick. Chad. 617 00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,949 - Oh. Okay. - Real quick photo. Just so fast. 618 00:23:06,951 --> 00:23:08,217 Just don't even fuck with a filter. 619 00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:09,285 - Just-just plain. - Okay. Here we go. 620 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,185 - There we go. And there. - And then you want to get 621 00:23:11,187 --> 00:23:12,488 a quick one of me and Chad real quick? 622 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:13,388 - That sounds cool. - Here you go. 623 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,957 - Okay. - Yep. - Sammy, here you go, baby. 624 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:16,191 Real quick. Just a couple fun ones. 625 00:23:16,193 --> 00:23:17,526 CHAD: What are we doing? Uh... like this? 626 00:23:17,528 --> 00:23:19,394 - Bros. - (camera clicks) 627 00:23:19,396 --> 00:23:21,063 HUNTER: Duck lips. 628 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:23,164 - (camera clicks) - And then just kind of a... 629 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,799 Julie? 630 00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:26,335 Can I talk to you a second? 631 00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:28,237 We got to go. I love you. 632 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,304 I'd really like to talk to you. 633 00:23:29,306 --> 00:23:30,972 But I really gotta go. 634 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,406 Okay, fine. Just don't forget your wrap. 635 00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:34,009 It's okay. 636 00:23:34,011 --> 00:23:35,778 - I don't think I need it. - Are you sure? 637 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:38,513 Because we live in Chicago, and it's chilly. 638 00:23:38,515 --> 00:23:40,348 I don't know about other places, 639 00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:43,053 but it gets cold in Illinois. 640 00:23:44,821 --> 00:23:46,288 It's not that cold tonight, so I don't 641 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,323 - think I need it, okay? - Okay, Julie, wait. 642 00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:50,858 So you'll call me when you get to Austin's after prom, right? 643 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:51,859 Right. 644 00:23:51,861 --> 00:23:53,528 Okay. 645 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:55,263 - Okay. - I love you. 646 00:23:55,265 --> 00:23:57,101 Okay. I-I love you. 647 00:23:58,269 --> 00:23:59,801 Okay! 648 00:23:59,803 --> 00:24:01,103 Whew. 649 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,070 - (engine starts) - Mm. Okay. 650 00:24:03,072 --> 00:24:04,775 (squealing, shouting) 651 00:24:08,913 --> 00:24:11,046 - (whooping) - CONNOR: This is so cool! 652 00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:12,914 - (cheering) - Blow it out! 653 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:14,383 (whooping) 654 00:24:14,385 --> 00:24:15,851 - CONNOR: Chad, I, um... - (cell phone dinging) 655 00:24:15,853 --> 00:24:17,086 I saw you do Pippin last year. 656 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,054 - That was really good. - Oh. - KAYLA: Nice. - (Sam chuckling) 657 00:24:19,056 --> 00:24:20,556 CONNOR: Yeah, you're a really good singer, man. 658 00:24:20,558 --> 00:24:21,958 - What are you doing this year? - Yeah. Um, we're actually 659 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,059 doing Arnold, which is an all-male version of Annie. 660 00:24:25,061 --> 00:24:27,395 - CONNOR: Okay. - RUDY: Caught you drinking. 661 00:24:27,397 --> 00:24:29,397 (laughs) Just kidding, y'all. 662 00:24:29,399 --> 00:24:32,901 I may look like a parent, but I assure you, I am no narc. 663 00:24:32,903 --> 00:24:35,339 Thank you, sir. 664 00:24:36,874 --> 00:24:38,941 Not done yet. Name's Rudy. 665 00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:40,474 I did not go to my prom. 666 00:24:40,476 --> 00:24:42,411 No, my leg was crushed by a cement truck, 667 00:24:42,413 --> 00:24:44,011 so I could not dance, but... 668 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:46,214 So I've made it my mission in life... 669 00:24:46,216 --> 00:24:47,516 well, my whole career... 670 00:24:47,518 --> 00:24:49,550 to make sure that little kids like you 671 00:24:49,552 --> 00:24:51,920 have a wonderful night to remember forever. 672 00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:55,524 So just sit back, relax and enjoy your prom night. 673 00:24:55,526 --> 00:24:57,025 - (laughter, whooping) - Okay. 674 00:24:57,027 --> 00:24:59,998 RUDY: Oh, fuck, that was the turn! Fuck! 675 00:25:01,432 --> 00:25:03,432 MITCHELL: Hey, Lis? 676 00:25:03,434 --> 00:25:05,200 You got any S.O.S. pads? 677 00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:07,435 I'm soaking those pans, but you burnt the shit 678 00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:09,438 out of that mac and cheese, and... 679 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,874 sponge just isn't gonna cut it. 680 00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:13,642 Thanks for helping clean up. 681 00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:15,443 Don't mention this one. 682 00:25:15,445 --> 00:25:18,413 I mean, Marcie brought the baby home early, and... 683 00:25:18,415 --> 00:25:20,048 I got to keep busy. 684 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:23,117 I got to keep my mind off of Kayla and "Connor." 685 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,921 That's not the right way to use those. 686 00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:28,155 'Cause his name is actually Connor. 687 00:25:28,157 --> 00:25:29,426 So... 688 00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:32,493 It's okay. 689 00:25:32,495 --> 00:25:34,630 - UCLA? - Uh-huh. 690 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,230 I didn't mean to snoop, but I'm... 691 00:25:36,232 --> 00:25:37,499 No, no. It's okay. 692 00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:39,401 I mean, I don't think it's a real thing. 693 00:25:39,403 --> 00:25:40,969 She's not actually gonna go. 694 00:25:40,971 --> 00:25:42,904 I think she just applied for fun. 695 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:45,240 She didn't... Why? Have you heard differently? 696 00:25:45,242 --> 00:25:47,942 I would assume it's to go, but she very well 697 00:25:47,944 --> 00:25:49,912 could have applied ironically. 698 00:25:49,914 --> 00:25:51,313 You... you know millennials, right? 699 00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:52,948 - Hmm. Mm-hmm. - And wherever she goes, 700 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,950 you can have a bunch of time on your hands. 701 00:25:54,952 --> 00:25:56,117 Can figure out what you want to do 702 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,184 for the back nine of your life. 703 00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:58,386 Uh-huh. Yeah. 704 00:25:58,388 --> 00:26:00,188 (computer chiming) 705 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:03,057 I think Julie left her laptop open. 706 00:26:03,059 --> 00:26:05,093 Julie's doing a lot of texting. 707 00:26:05,095 --> 00:26:07,061 - Mm-hmm. - Is everything okay? 708 00:26:07,063 --> 00:26:08,997 Maybe we should check to see? 709 00:26:08,999 --> 00:26:10,332 - Peace of mind. - Yeah. 710 00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:11,636 (chiming continues) 711 00:26:14,938 --> 00:26:16,305 MITCHELL: What the hell is that? 712 00:26:16,307 --> 00:26:18,205 LISA: I have no idea. 713 00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:20,210 (toilet flushes) 714 00:26:21,377 --> 00:26:22,644 What are you still doing here? 715 00:26:22,646 --> 00:26:24,278 Hey, your, uh... 716 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,981 your mac and cheese is messed up. 717 00:26:26,983 --> 00:26:29,483 (computer chiming) 718 00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:31,720 Are you guys snooping on your kids? 719 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,521 That is not cool. 720 00:26:33,523 --> 00:26:35,990 No, it's not snooping if the information shows up. 721 00:26:35,992 --> 00:26:37,124 That's exactly what snooping is. 722 00:26:37,126 --> 00:26:38,693 No, it's like the Patriot Act. It's... 723 00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,461 Well, it's not like the Patriot Act. 724 00:26:40,463 --> 00:26:42,230 - It's like snooping. - LISA: Okay, we don't know 725 00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:43,731 what they're talking about, so... 726 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,099 - What? - Okay. 727 00:26:45,101 --> 00:26:46,535 Oh, is it like puzzles? 728 00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:48,636 Ooh, ooh! I love puzzles. Just saw Inferno. 729 00:26:48,638 --> 00:26:50,471 MITCHELL: Yeah, great. What are they saying? 730 00:26:50,473 --> 00:26:52,207 Okay, so there's something about an eggplant hand... 731 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:54,041 - handshake. - Eggplant agreement. 732 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,077 Yeah. They got an agreement to make eggplant parmesan. 733 00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:57,980 No, eggplants are dicks in teenage emoji language. 734 00:26:57,982 --> 00:26:59,314 - What? - LISA: You know what, that's true. 735 00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:00,649 Julie told me that... that the emojis have... 736 00:27:00,651 --> 00:27:02,451 - they all have secret meanings. - Mm-hmm. 737 00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:05,988 So, like, trees are weed, and snowflakes are cocaine, 738 00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:08,623 and that thing is "yas queen." 739 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,525 - Yas queen! - What the hell is that? 740 00:27:10,527 --> 00:27:11,660 - You've never heard of "yas queen"? - No. 741 00:27:11,662 --> 00:27:12,661 All right, grandpa. 742 00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,663 Hold on. Julie is making... 743 00:27:14,665 --> 00:27:17,365 some kind of a dick-related agreement here. 744 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:19,601 Kayla is in on the agreement. 745 00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:21,169 - No fucking way. - "Okay, clown face." 746 00:27:21,171 --> 00:27:23,137 What the fuck does that mean? 747 00:27:23,139 --> 00:27:26,009 That means she's down to clown. 748 00:27:27,778 --> 00:27:28,876 - LISA: Okay. - MITCHELL: Three eggplants? 749 00:27:28,878 --> 00:27:31,012 And look at the drool coming out of that smiley face. 750 00:27:31,014 --> 00:27:31,846 You wish that was drool. 751 00:27:31,848 --> 00:27:32,815 - That's come, my man. - Stand down. 752 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,017 It is. Look, it's come. He's like... (moans) 753 00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:37,051 LISA: This is sex if I've ever seen it 754 00:27:37,053 --> 00:27:39,054 - illustrated in emoji form. - Oh, no, no, no. Maybe not. 755 00:27:39,056 --> 00:27:40,555 They're best friends. They're just saying, like, 756 00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:42,524 "You're okay with me. You're okay to me. 757 00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:44,625 - You're okay to me." - You say that to your friends? 758 00:27:44,627 --> 00:27:46,060 Whenever I see my friends, I go, 759 00:27:46,062 --> 00:27:47,229 "Hey, you're okay with me." 760 00:27:47,231 --> 00:27:48,630 - I don't use these. - HUNTER: Hold on. 761 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,499 Agreement hands, agreement hands, 762 00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,401 agreement hands. This is a... It's a sex agreement. 763 00:27:52,403 --> 00:27:54,403 - They're making a sex pact. - (Mitchell stammers) 764 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:56,538 They're gonna lose their virginity on prom night. 765 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,339 That cannot be a sex pact. 766 00:27:58,341 --> 00:27:59,807 That? That is friendship. 767 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:02,477 And that is... that is the bond of friendship 768 00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:04,112 that can never be broken. 769 00:28:04,114 --> 00:28:05,413 - I mean, maybe. - Yeah. - (computer chimes) 770 00:28:05,415 --> 00:28:07,249 Oh, look, they wrote "Sex Pact 2018." 771 00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:10,085 I fucking knew it! I love puzzles. 772 00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:11,619 I told you guys. Have you seen Inferno? 773 00:28:11,621 --> 00:28:13,355 - Lis, have you seen Inferno? - Call your kid. 774 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:14,823 Have you guys seen Inferno? 775 00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:16,691 I figured it out in two seconds. Did you see Inferno? 776 00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:18,527 The guy jumps off the thing in the beginning. 777 00:28:18,529 --> 00:28:20,561 He's got a virus. Have you seen Inferno with Tom Hanks? 778 00:28:20,563 --> 00:28:22,230 Okay. Okay, she's not answering her phone. 779 00:28:22,232 --> 00:28:23,464 Yeah, Kayla isn't, either. 780 00:28:23,466 --> 00:28:24,732 Okay, what the heck is happening? 781 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:26,468 She's always been honest with me. 782 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:28,135 She's always told me the truth, 783 00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:30,538 and now I'm just swimming in a pool of lies. 784 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,173 Okay. Here's what's gonna happen. 785 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:34,809 She's gonna have sex with that Austin kid, 786 00:28:34,811 --> 00:28:37,244 and then she's gonna think that she has 787 00:28:37,246 --> 00:28:40,382 all these feelings, which she does not actually have, 788 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,616 then she's gonna drive across country 789 00:28:42,618 --> 00:28:45,854 and follow him and ruin her fucking life. 790 00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:47,388 Okay, I think that's a pretty big 791 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:48,757 leap to make when you read a... 792 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:52,227 I have invested every single piece of my being 793 00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:54,096 into preparing Kayla for success, and now this? 794 00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:58,633 She is about to have sex with some dipshit with a "man bun." 795 00:28:58,635 --> 00:29:01,269 You're not using those in the right way. 796 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:03,404 Hey, can we all come back to "planet Earth"? 797 00:29:03,406 --> 00:29:05,173 'Cause this is not a big deal. 798 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:06,775 They're teenage girls. They have sex. 799 00:29:06,777 --> 00:29:10,581 Do you, like, freak out when you see a bee fucking a flower? 800 00:29:13,884 --> 00:29:16,317 - I'm gonna stop her. - I'm in. 801 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,185 Let's cock-block those motherfuckers. 802 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:20,221 Whoa. (stammers, makes buzzing sound) 803 00:29:20,223 --> 00:29:21,655 No, sir. Uh-uh. No, no, no, no. 804 00:29:21,657 --> 00:29:23,424 I promised Sam the greatest night of her life, 805 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:24,893 and if you guys fuck up your daughters' night, 806 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:26,494 it's gonna fuck up my daughter's night, 807 00:29:26,496 --> 00:29:28,230 and that shit is "not cool." 808 00:29:28,232 --> 00:29:29,631 I don't give a fuck what's cool with you. 809 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,432 Let's go, Mitchell. I'll drive. 810 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:32,800 Hey, hey, hey, wait! No, no, no. 811 00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:34,201 You want to go? 812 00:29:34,203 --> 00:29:35,569 You're gonna have to go through me. 813 00:29:35,571 --> 00:29:36,872 - (Lisa growls) - Oh, Jesus. 814 00:29:36,874 --> 00:29:38,573 Okay, you called my bluff. Wait. 815 00:29:38,575 --> 00:29:40,241 Wait! Hey, hey! 816 00:29:40,243 --> 00:29:41,643 - Get off! Get off of me! - Hey! Hey! 817 00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:43,511 - Get off! - It's not cool! 818 00:29:43,513 --> 00:29:45,247 "It's not cool!" 819 00:29:45,249 --> 00:29:47,617 Hey! What's the plan? This is stupid. 820 00:29:50,921 --> 00:29:53,154 Fuck off. 821 00:29:53,156 --> 00:29:55,356 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What the fuck are you doing? 822 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:57,659 I just need to talk to my daughter for five minutes. 823 00:29:57,661 --> 00:29:59,193 Get out of the car! 824 00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:00,694 - You get out. You get out. - You get out. 825 00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:02,396 - Stop saying what I'm saying. - MITCHELL: Open the door! 826 00:30:02,398 --> 00:30:03,932 - Stop saying what I'm saying. - Stop saying what I'm saying. 827 00:30:03,934 --> 00:30:05,534 - Stop... Okay, listen, listen. - MITCHELL: Hey. 828 00:30:05,536 --> 00:30:07,201 Lis. Okay, everyone calm down, calm down. 829 00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:08,737 - But you got to go. - The-the window. 830 00:30:08,739 --> 00:30:10,605 - No, the window. - HUNTER: Hey. 831 00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,740 - What the fuck? No! Holy... - (Mitchell grunting) 832 00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:14,476 (grunting) 833 00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:15,676 (groans) 834 00:30:15,678 --> 00:30:16,944 MITCHELL: Ah, these are new shorts! 835 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:18,212 HUNTER: Truce! Truce! 836 00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:19,314 Truce. 837 00:30:19,316 --> 00:30:21,482 Truce, truce, truce. 838 00:30:21,484 --> 00:30:23,218 - (horn honks) - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 839 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,752 - (Lisa yelps) - Oh, my fucking God. 840 00:30:24,754 --> 00:30:25,754 Aah! 841 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:27,888 Sorry, man. 842 00:30:27,890 --> 00:30:29,191 It's not gonna work. 843 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:30,528 You're not Schwarzenegger. 844 00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,362 How is that possible? 845 00:30:34,364 --> 00:30:36,230 How is that possible? Oh, shit. 846 00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:37,798 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh! 847 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,201 Oh, my balls! My balls! 848 00:30:39,203 --> 00:30:40,535 (yells) Your ass is so... 849 00:30:40,537 --> 00:30:41,702 (grunting) 850 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,738 - Get... - Hey! Hey! 851 00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:45,339 - Get out! - Not cool! Aah! 852 00:30:45,341 --> 00:30:46,775 You're bullying me. 853 00:30:46,777 --> 00:30:47,976 This is bullying. 854 00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:50,377 What you're doing is wrong! 855 00:30:50,379 --> 00:30:52,713 You know your daughter's in this stupid sex pact, too. 856 00:30:52,715 --> 00:30:55,249 Yeah, and she's not gonna do anything about it, okay? 857 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,318 Oh, like you would know what your daughter's gonna do. 858 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,320 Okay, first of all, ouch. 859 00:30:59,322 --> 00:31:00,821 Second of all, I know nothing 860 00:31:00,823 --> 00:31:03,258 is gonna happen with Sam because... 861 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:04,826 because she's gay. 862 00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:05,993 Really? 863 00:31:05,995 --> 00:31:07,628 Did she come out to you? 864 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,696 No, of course not. 865 00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:10,298 She barely speaks to me. 866 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,700 Then how do you know? 867 00:31:11,702 --> 00:31:13,000 Because, bro, I'm her dad. 868 00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:15,002 And there's just some things you know. 869 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:16,337 Chad is nothing. 870 00:31:16,339 --> 00:31:17,605 He's like a beard. 871 00:31:17,607 --> 00:31:19,540 Or whatever a lesbian beard is. 872 00:31:19,542 --> 00:31:20,608 A merkin? 873 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:22,009 I don't know. The point is, 874 00:31:22,011 --> 00:31:24,278 I guarantee you they don't even kiss, okay? 875 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,913 I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about 876 00:31:25,915 --> 00:31:27,781 you two dicks fucking up her night. 877 00:31:27,783 --> 00:31:29,984 Okay, well, what you don't understand is that sex 878 00:31:29,986 --> 00:31:32,519 can be very confusing for young girls 879 00:31:32,521 --> 00:31:35,490 and make them say things and do things that they might regret. 880 00:31:35,492 --> 00:31:36,958 Like dropping out of college 881 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,260 to follow around the Dave Matthews Band 882 00:31:39,262 --> 00:31:40,729 with a guy they think they love 883 00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:42,730 who then winds up getting them pregnant 884 00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:45,333 and then leaving them for the girl who makes 885 00:31:45,335 --> 00:31:48,773 grilled cheese sandwiches with hash aioli on them. 886 00:31:49,905 --> 00:31:51,972 Yeah, that is a... 887 00:31:51,974 --> 00:31:55,676 extremely specific scenario, and that won't happen to Julie. 888 00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:57,311 Dave's not even touring right now. 889 00:31:57,313 --> 00:31:58,846 He's taking time off for fatherhood. 890 00:31:58,848 --> 00:32:00,615 It was me, you idiot. 891 00:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,616 Me. That happened to me. 892 00:32:02,618 --> 00:32:04,286 Yeah. 893 00:32:04,288 --> 00:32:06,688 ♪ Yeah, move somethin', move somethin' ♪ 894 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:09,324 ♪ Make you wanna do somethin', do somethin' ♪ 895 00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:11,759 ♪ Dance for the night, live for the day ♪ 896 00:32:11,761 --> 00:32:14,362 ♪ Hey, ho, hey ♪ 897 00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:16,431 ♪ Yeah, move somethin', move somethin'... ♪ 898 00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:18,333 You weren't ready. Okay, one more, one more. 899 00:32:18,335 --> 00:32:19,834 Smile. 900 00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:20,835 I closed my eyes. 901 00:32:20,837 --> 00:32:22,836 Oh, my God. 902 00:32:22,838 --> 00:32:24,972 (gasps) You guys, this is our song. 903 00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:27,409 Do you remember when we got snowed in at Sam's 904 00:32:27,411 --> 00:32:28,942 and we played this, like, over and over? 905 00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:30,412 - Yes! - We have to dance! 906 00:32:30,414 --> 00:32:31,945 - We have to dance! - This is our jam! 907 00:32:31,947 --> 00:32:34,348 ♪ Scream my name ♪ 908 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:36,384 ♪ I love me ♪ 909 00:32:36,386 --> 00:32:38,920 ♪ Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else ♪ 910 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,922 ♪ Hey, gonna love myself ♪ 911 00:32:40,924 --> 00:32:42,524 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else ♪ 912 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:44,392 ♪ I love me, can't help myself ♪ 913 00:32:44,394 --> 00:32:46,394 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else... ♪ 914 00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:47,528 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 915 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,596 - I want a drink. - Okay. 916 00:32:48,598 --> 00:32:49,631 Yeah, let's go get one. 917 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,732 No, no, no, no. Like, a drink. 918 00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:52,967 Oh, you want a "drink" drink. 919 00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:54,903 - Yeah. - Okay, let me call my guy. 920 00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:56,604 Hello, Mr. Drink-Drink. 921 00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:59,374 - Let's go get fucked up. - Okay. 922 00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:01,375 Hey, wait, Kayla, Kayla. 923 00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:02,676 Ah, it's... 924 00:33:02,678 --> 00:33:05,512 ♪ Any time that I like ♪ 925 00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:06,983 ♪ I love me... ♪ 926 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,622 Hey, Chad. 927 00:33:14,624 --> 00:33:16,458 I'm gonna go get, uh, some dessert. 928 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:18,425 - Get me two. - (Julie chuckling) 929 00:33:18,427 --> 00:33:22,096 ♪ The beautiful, it comes without you, yeah ♪ 930 00:33:22,098 --> 00:33:25,999 ♪ I'm gonna put my body first ♪ 931 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:28,036 ♪ And love me so hard... ♪ 932 00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:30,605 Hey, Angelica, it's a nice cape. 933 00:33:30,607 --> 00:33:32,374 Oh, hey, Sam. 934 00:33:32,376 --> 00:33:34,608 Thank you. 935 00:33:34,610 --> 00:33:36,611 ♪ Scream the words... ♪ 936 00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,880 Um, yeah, it's a... it's a Galadriel cape 937 00:33:38,882 --> 00:33:41,015 that I made a couple months ago for LordCon. 938 00:33:41,017 --> 00:33:42,683 Figured I could wear it again. 939 00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:45,119 Not too much overlap on the guest list. 940 00:33:45,121 --> 00:33:46,855 (chuckling): Yeah. 941 00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:48,856 Yeah, totally. 942 00:33:48,858 --> 00:33:50,491 (laughs) 943 00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:52,527 Who'd you come here with? 944 00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,628 Um, just my friends. 945 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:57,067 Lauren and I broke up. 946 00:33:58,402 --> 00:33:59,534 Oh. 947 00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:01,169 No hard feelings, though. 948 00:34:01,171 --> 00:34:04,575 Um, she's still a little confused. 949 00:34:05,975 --> 00:34:08,709 How do you think one becomes... 950 00:34:08,711 --> 00:34:11,613 not confused? 951 00:34:11,615 --> 00:34:15,049 It's probably different for everyone. 952 00:34:15,051 --> 00:34:17,451 But for me, when I kissed Brad Markowski, 953 00:34:17,453 --> 00:34:18,819 I started to suspect it. 954 00:34:18,821 --> 00:34:20,455 And then last year, when I touched 955 00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:23,625 Dash Lowenstein's dick, I was like, "Fuck no." 956 00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:25,859 It was like holding a dead snake. 957 00:34:25,861 --> 00:34:27,097 Hmm. 958 00:34:29,466 --> 00:34:31,602 But I guess you never know until you try. 959 00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:36,470 ♪ I know how to scream my own name ♪ 960 00:34:36,472 --> 00:34:40,441 ♪ Scream my name... ♪ 961 00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:42,109 Uh, before I do drink this, though, 962 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,745 I just want to let you know 963 00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:45,883 that I am fully planning on having sex tonight. 964 00:34:47,517 --> 00:34:48,982 With... with you. 965 00:34:48,984 --> 00:34:52,020 Yeah, I-I mean, wherever the wind blows us. 966 00:34:52,022 --> 00:34:54,189 Well, the wind's gonna blow us there. 967 00:34:54,191 --> 00:34:55,857 Wherever the night takes us, it's... 968 00:34:55,859 --> 00:34:57,691 It's gonna take your penis into my vagina. 969 00:34:57,693 --> 00:35:01,529 Okay, uh, you know, if the universe wills it. 970 00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:03,634 And the universe will will it. 971 00:35:05,535 --> 00:35:07,937 (chuckles) Thanks for letting me know, I guess. 972 00:35:09,205 --> 00:35:10,738 - (groans) - Oh, yeah. 973 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,607 - Oh, my God. - I warned you. 974 00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,042 - This is what gin tastes like? - No, no. 975 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:15,642 I've heard that gin sucks, and this sucks. 976 00:35:15,644 --> 00:35:16,678 No, it's... 977 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,714 - I made it. Um... - Oh. 978 00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:21,816 This is so dumb, okay? 979 00:35:21,818 --> 00:35:23,151 Our kids are gonna hate us 980 00:35:23,153 --> 00:35:24,586 because you're gonna humiliate them. 981 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:26,488 I'm not gonna humiliate Julie. 982 00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:28,256 We're best friends. I'm the cool mom. 983 00:35:28,258 --> 00:35:30,158 Hunter, don't make me sit on your balls again. 984 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,493 Stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop. 985 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:35,229 This is how they're gonna be remembered in high school. 986 00:35:35,231 --> 00:35:38,198 As the weirdos whose parents dragged them out of prom 987 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,933 because they were afraid of their sexuality. 988 00:35:39,935 --> 00:35:41,502 It's not something that should be feared. 989 00:35:41,504 --> 00:35:43,073 It should be celebrated. 990 00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,140 And-and-and we have to empower these young women. 991 00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:48,910 I mean, what year is it, guys? 992 00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:51,245 - It's 2018. - (horn honks) 993 00:35:51,247 --> 00:35:52,247 HUNTER: Jesus Christ. 994 00:35:52,249 --> 00:35:54,682 - MITCHELL: Oh, gross. - Okay, you know what? 995 00:35:54,684 --> 00:35:56,116 That's an unfortunate coincidence. 996 00:35:56,118 --> 00:35:57,551 Get a fucking room! 997 00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:58,953 ♪ ♪ 998 00:35:58,955 --> 00:36:02,290 ♪ The good life is the life for me... ♪ 999 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:05,894 - (Sam shouts) - (laughter) 1000 00:36:05,896 --> 00:36:07,828 Let's take a picture. 1001 00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,730 Kayla! Let's take a picture right now. 1002 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:10,999 - Okay, cool. - Right now. Right now. 1003 00:36:11,001 --> 00:36:12,599 Cheese. 1004 00:36:12,602 --> 00:36:15,303 Oh, my God, my mom called me like 15 times. 1005 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:16,970 - Ooh. Nope. - She's crazy. 1006 00:36:16,972 --> 00:36:18,272 - No, that's a no. - That's kind of funny. 1007 00:36:18,274 --> 00:36:20,841 - Boom. Airplane mode. - No. 1008 00:36:20,843 --> 00:36:23,211 Yeah. We're flying the friendly skies now. 1009 00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:24,745 Yeah, till she freaks out. 1010 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,113 Hey, can we please, like, get out of here? 1011 00:36:26,115 --> 00:36:27,915 No. We can't go right now. 1012 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,816 They haven't even played me and Austin's song yet. 1013 00:36:29,818 --> 00:36:31,285 How are we gonna get in the mood? 1014 00:36:31,287 --> 00:36:32,720 I don't know, light your Walgreens candle. 1015 00:36:32,722 --> 00:36:35,022 That's later. Don't you want... Look, look. 1016 00:36:35,024 --> 00:36:37,325 Jake Donahue is just warming up. 1017 00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:39,127 Don't you want to see him break-dance 1018 00:36:39,129 --> 00:36:40,662 - and probably hurt himself? - No. 1019 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:41,830 - It's gonna be so good. - I don't. 1020 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,897 (laughing): Do you remember at the Sadie Hawkins Dance 1021 00:36:43,899 --> 00:36:45,265 when he tried to do the worm 1022 00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:47,167 and he fell and broke his two front teeth? 1023 00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:49,169 - Yeah. He had to go to the hospital. - I have pictures. 1024 00:36:49,171 --> 00:36:51,004 - It was great, and this is gonna be better. - Mm... 1025 00:36:51,006 --> 00:36:52,573 - No, no, no. No! - So we're staying. 1026 00:36:52,575 --> 00:36:54,308 Julie, Julie, I promise that you're 1027 00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:56,611 gonna dance to your song with your boyfriend tonight. 1028 00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,312 This place is dying, okay? 1029 00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:00,814 - We got to get out of here. - Okay, fine. 1030 00:37:00,816 --> 00:37:03,618 Okay, cool. Let's go. 1031 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,352 We're going to the lake house. 1032 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:07,854 I am not sure that this was worth $85. 1033 00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:09,890 - Where's Chad? - What? 1034 00:37:09,892 --> 00:37:11,926 Oh, he's probably out on the dance floor. 1035 00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:14,095 I'm gonna go find him and meet you guys outside. 1036 00:37:14,097 --> 00:37:16,064 - All right. - Okay. 1037 00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:18,167 ♪ ♪ 1038 00:37:30,613 --> 00:37:31,981 The fuck? 1039 00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:37,919 Smirking little piece of shit. 1040 00:37:37,921 --> 00:37:39,886 - Top knot. Top knot. - Let's get him. 1041 00:37:39,888 --> 00:37:41,855 Yeah, you guys go do that. 1042 00:37:41,857 --> 00:37:43,924 I'm gonna get some punch. 1043 00:37:43,926 --> 00:37:46,727 All right, asshole, what'd you do with my daughter? 1044 00:37:46,729 --> 00:37:48,662 Two of you guys have the same shitty haircut? 1045 00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:49,930 Hey. 1046 00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:52,265 Look at me. My hair's too long. 1047 00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:55,803 Hey. You can't go around assaulting children. 1048 00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:59,240 You have to blend in if you want some information, okay? 1049 00:37:59,242 --> 00:38:01,709 So just... just be cool. 1050 00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:03,377 God. 1051 00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:05,345 Okay. 1052 00:38:05,347 --> 00:38:06,683 Julie? 1053 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:08,950 Julie? 1054 00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:11,285 ♪ Nothing lasts forever ♪ 1055 00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:15,189 ♪ But we won't know till we try... ♪ 1056 00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:17,225 Prom night, huh? 1057 00:38:17,227 --> 00:38:19,660 What? 1058 00:38:19,662 --> 00:38:22,997 Just... just special night. 1059 00:38:22,999 --> 00:38:24,365 (cheering and whooping) 1060 00:38:24,367 --> 00:38:28,136 ♪ You make me feel so alive... ♪ 1061 00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:29,873 Got to try. 1062 00:38:31,374 --> 00:38:36,276 ♪ You make me feel so alive... ♪ 1063 00:38:36,278 --> 00:38:37,814 - Chad? - Yeah. 1064 00:38:46,823 --> 00:38:50,124 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1065 00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:51,758 ♪ One for the money ♪ 1066 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,162 ♪ Give me all your money ♪ 1067 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:56,196 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1068 00:38:56,198 --> 00:38:58,399 This is my moment. 1069 00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:00,301 ♪ One for the money ♪ 1070 00:39:00,303 --> 00:39:02,403 ♪ We gonna make you lose control ♪ 1071 00:39:02,405 --> 00:39:04,341 ♪ ♪ 1072 00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:09,410 (yelling in pain) 1073 00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:10,948 ♪ We gonna make you lose control... ♪ 1074 00:39:14,883 --> 00:39:17,151 You ruined my moment! 1075 00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:19,720 Fuck your moment. 1076 00:39:19,722 --> 00:39:20,988 - What happened back there? - What happened is that... 1077 00:39:20,990 --> 00:39:23,991 is that my daughter was kissing Chad even though she hated it. 1078 00:39:23,993 --> 00:39:25,426 And I've been dragged into this situation 1079 00:39:25,428 --> 00:39:27,794 - by you two fucking idiots. - Just ignore him. 1080 00:39:27,796 --> 00:39:29,196 - Great idea. - We're gonna go to Austin's house. 1081 00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:30,832 Julie said that's where the after-party is, 1082 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,799 - and we'll get 'em there. - And that sounds like a plan. 1083 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,134 Hey, how dare you ignore me. 1084 00:39:34,136 --> 00:39:35,903 We are in this situation because you two 1085 00:39:35,905 --> 00:39:37,971 raised a couple of bigots who have shamed my daughter 1086 00:39:37,973 --> 00:39:39,506 into losing her virginity to the wrong sex. 1087 00:39:39,508 --> 00:39:41,508 Shame. 1088 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:44,345 My daughter is not a bigot. 1089 00:39:44,347 --> 00:39:45,513 (scoffs, chuckles) 1090 00:39:45,515 --> 00:39:47,381 We go to all of the marches. 1091 00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:50,317 We went to the Tax Day March, and nobody goes to that shit. 1092 00:39:50,319 --> 00:39:52,220 - Nobody. - Ignore him. 1093 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:53,354 - It's hard. - Yeah, it is hard. 1094 00:39:53,356 --> 00:39:54,522 'Cause I don't quit. 1095 00:39:54,524 --> 00:39:56,223 And now I have to go rescue Sam, 1096 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:58,058 okay, because she is scared and confused, 1097 00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:00,361 and I know what it's like to be ostracized by society 1098 00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:01,995 for your sexual preferences. 1099 00:40:01,997 --> 00:40:03,830 Sleeping with women that aren't your wife 1100 00:40:03,832 --> 00:40:05,500 isn't a sexual preference. 1101 00:40:05,502 --> 00:40:07,834 No, it is. I prefer them. 1102 00:40:07,836 --> 00:40:09,537 - (music blaring from inside) - MITCHELL: How parents can let 1103 00:40:09,539 --> 00:40:10,937 their kids play music this loud. 1104 00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:12,807 We all share this planet. 1105 00:40:12,809 --> 00:40:14,941 This is how loud I listen to my music, dawg. 1106 00:40:14,943 --> 00:40:16,544 Probably won't even be able to hear us. 1107 00:40:16,546 --> 00:40:17,845 (doorbell ringing) 1108 00:40:17,847 --> 00:40:19,913 It's so dark in there. 1109 00:40:19,915 --> 00:40:21,848 You know, they... okay, they could be in the backyard 1110 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:22,950 playing two-on-two hoops. I don't know. 1111 00:40:22,952 --> 00:40:23,950 HUNTER: Oh! 1112 00:40:23,952 --> 00:40:25,520 Oh, I found a big window. 1113 00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:27,821 Oh, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't. 1114 00:40:27,823 --> 00:40:30,491 Trust me. Do not look in that window. 1115 00:40:30,493 --> 00:40:32,125 - What? - Just look at me. Do not look in this window. 1116 00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:33,487 Do not look in this fucking window. 1117 00:40:35,097 --> 00:40:38,165 Julie's red dress. 1118 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:40,336 - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 1119 00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:46,107 You know, I know... I know this must be tough for you. 1120 00:40:46,109 --> 00:40:50,076 I mean, if... hell, if that was Kayla in there, I'd... 1121 00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:52,379 - I'd-I'd kill myself. - Nope. 1122 00:40:52,381 --> 00:40:54,415 That's the wrong thing to fucking say right now. 1123 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,551 - Stop them. Stop it. - I can't... 1124 00:40:56,553 --> 00:40:57,553 (stammers) Wait. 1125 00:40:58,854 --> 00:41:00,888 Hey. It's not Julie. 1126 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:03,991 - It's not Julie. (laughs) - MITCHELL: What? 1127 00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:05,959 LISA: Oh, shit. It's Austin's parents. 1128 00:41:05,961 --> 00:41:07,461 - Good for them. - LISA: They're really... 1129 00:41:07,463 --> 00:41:08,895 really going at it. 1130 00:41:08,897 --> 00:41:09,897 I always wanted to do this. 1131 00:41:09,899 --> 00:41:11,832 I've always wanted to watch people have sex. 1132 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:13,433 Oh, my God, he's yanking her hair. 1133 00:41:13,435 --> 00:41:15,136 Ow. That looks like it hurts. 1134 00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:17,305 Yeah, we shouldn't be looking, man. Come on. 1135 00:41:17,307 --> 00:41:19,473 MITCHELL: She runs the risk of, like, dislocating her hip. 1136 00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:21,308 Hey, Mitchell. You're being a fucking perv, dude. 1137 00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:23,009 Don't look. 1138 00:41:23,011 --> 00:41:25,111 (grunting and moaning) 1139 00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:27,247 (yelling) 1140 00:41:27,249 --> 00:41:29,049 (screams, gasps) 1141 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,317 What happened? 1142 00:41:30,319 --> 00:41:32,620 We locked eyes, and then he finished. 1143 00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:35,122 It means his load is on your soul for eternity. 1144 00:41:35,124 --> 00:41:37,124 - MITCHELL: Holy shit. - LISA: Oh, shit, he's coming. 1145 00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,258 (Hunter stammering) 1146 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,029 I'll pretend I'm a plant. 1147 00:41:43,633 --> 00:41:44,932 Mitchell? What are you doing? 1148 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:46,868 - What, Lisa? - Hey, Ron. 1149 00:41:46,870 --> 00:41:48,602 (chuckling): What are you guys doing out here? 1150 00:41:48,604 --> 00:41:49,937 Hi. 1151 00:41:49,939 --> 00:41:52,205 - LISA: Hey. - What a nice surprise. 1152 00:41:52,207 --> 00:41:53,473 We thought the kids were here. 1153 00:41:53,475 --> 00:41:54,642 We didn't realize you guys were here, uh... 1154 00:41:54,644 --> 00:41:56,910 Oh, Cath and I were just having 1155 00:41:56,912 --> 00:41:58,546 a little, uh, prom night role play. 1156 00:41:58,548 --> 00:42:01,182 - You know, to keep the sex life alive. - Prom night. 1157 00:42:01,184 --> 00:42:02,316 - That kind of thing. - Where are the kids? 1158 00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,283 Um, do you know where the kids are? 1159 00:42:03,285 --> 00:42:06,453 The kids are at Kyler Montero's lake house. 1160 00:42:06,455 --> 00:42:08,589 - How do you know that? - Because Austin told us. 1161 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:12,158 Yeah. He's texted me like 19 times tonight. 1162 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,662 - Ugh. Oh, my God. - Yeah, we tell each other everything. 1163 00:42:14,664 --> 00:42:17,131 - It's unbelievable. - I mean, he-he knows about prom night. 1164 00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:18,633 - CATHY: Well, you know. - I'm sorry, you... 1165 00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:21,301 you tell your son about your sex games with your wife? 1166 00:42:21,303 --> 00:42:23,203 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Wow, that's... 1167 00:42:23,205 --> 00:42:25,071 - Can't do that. - Yeah, it's weird. 1168 00:42:25,073 --> 00:42:26,640 - It's so... it's-it's weird. - There's a line. 1169 00:42:26,642 --> 00:42:28,642 - We have a very open family here. - Yes, we do. 1170 00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:30,377 - We don't hide anything. - LISA: You know what? 1171 00:42:30,379 --> 00:42:31,611 What is Kyler's address? 1172 00:42:31,613 --> 00:42:33,980 I-I... Okay, listen, I-I feel like 1173 00:42:33,982 --> 00:42:36,484 I can't betray Austin's confidence in me, 1174 00:42:36,486 --> 00:42:38,653 and frankly, if Julie wanted to tell you 1175 00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:41,254 where the house was, she would have told you. 1176 00:42:41,256 --> 00:42:42,455 - Uh-uh. - Uh, I got... 1177 00:42:42,457 --> 00:42:43,557 Hold on, hold on. Buh-buh-buh. 1178 00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:45,158 Give us the address, 1179 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,459 or my giant friend's gonna tear 1180 00:42:46,461 --> 00:42:47,995 - your husband's dick off. - Yeah. 1181 00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:49,562 Uh... no, I'm not. 1182 00:42:49,564 --> 00:42:51,299 - No, I'm not. No, no, no. - Excuse me? - What? 1183 00:42:51,301 --> 00:42:53,366 That's... that's good. 1184 00:42:53,368 --> 00:42:55,502 And, uh, sorry to interrupt your evening. 1185 00:42:55,504 --> 00:42:58,171 I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your lovemaking. 1186 00:42:58,173 --> 00:42:59,173 - Ow! Fuck! - Come on. 1187 00:42:59,175 --> 00:43:00,274 - What was that about? - What? 1188 00:43:00,276 --> 00:43:01,975 Hey, man, thank you for killing 1189 00:43:01,977 --> 00:43:03,511 - my daughter's hymen. - I don't think so. 1190 00:43:03,513 --> 00:43:05,578 Kyler Montero's lake house? Marcie did the bathroom. 1191 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:08,115 She's gonna know the address, so let's just go. 1192 00:43:08,117 --> 00:43:10,017 - All right, dope. - Dope. 1193 00:43:10,019 --> 00:43:11,519 (whooping) 1194 00:43:11,521 --> 00:43:13,520 - Ow, my eyes! - Yeah! 1195 00:43:13,522 --> 00:43:15,990 RUDY: Okay, come on in now. 1196 00:43:15,992 --> 00:43:18,258 It's all fun and games until there's a decapitation. 1197 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,627 I don't need any more dead girls on my conscience. 1198 00:43:20,629 --> 00:43:22,430 I'm sorry, Rudy. 1199 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:25,366 We just had to check that off the old prom bucket list. 1200 00:43:25,368 --> 00:43:27,401 - (laughter) - Oh, my God, Sam! 1201 00:43:27,403 --> 00:43:29,303 - Come here. Yeah. - Move, Chad! 1202 00:43:29,305 --> 00:43:31,339 - Chad, you want a drink? - No. 1203 00:43:31,341 --> 00:43:33,040 What you got there? 1204 00:43:33,042 --> 00:43:35,241 This is a very, very special 1205 00:43:35,243 --> 00:43:37,111 reduced hash oil of my own invention. 1206 00:43:37,113 --> 00:43:39,379 It has rosemary essence for blood flow, 1207 00:43:39,381 --> 00:43:40,982 a curcumin extract from turmeric 1208 00:43:40,984 --> 00:43:42,415 to reduce inflammation, 1209 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,618 and it gets you super baked. 1210 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,687 (chuckles) All right. 1211 00:43:46,689 --> 00:43:48,421 Let's do it. Do I just... I suck? 1212 00:43:48,423 --> 00:43:49,656 Yeah, you press the button, 1213 00:43:49,658 --> 00:43:51,225 then you take, like, a little puff. 1214 00:43:51,227 --> 00:43:53,426 Or a really, really big one. 1215 00:43:53,428 --> 00:43:55,261 Okay. (chuckles) 1216 00:43:55,263 --> 00:43:57,698 And then you just hold it for, like, a beat. 1217 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,332 You guys know that Tanner Dunn's parents 1218 00:43:59,334 --> 00:44:00,700 rented out a whole floor 1219 00:44:00,702 --> 00:44:02,703 of the Park West Hotel for an after-party? 1220 00:44:02,705 --> 00:44:04,071 - What? - (Sam chuckles) 1221 00:44:04,073 --> 00:44:06,107 Um... yeah, he, uh... 1222 00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:08,408 I guess they're super loaded and they're still proud of him 1223 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,544 even though it took him like six years to graduate. 1224 00:44:10,546 --> 00:44:13,046 I remember him. He got to, uh, miss school 1225 00:44:13,048 --> 00:44:15,116 - when his kid was born. - Yeah, yeah, that guy. 1226 00:44:15,118 --> 00:44:17,054 You should definitely let it go now. 1227 00:44:20,356 --> 00:44:21,689 - Holy shit. (chuckles) - Oh, yeah. 1228 00:44:21,691 --> 00:44:23,457 I can run a six-minute mile. 1229 00:44:23,459 --> 00:44:25,759 My lung capacity is legit. 1230 00:44:25,761 --> 00:44:27,761 - No! - One more selfie, and this time, 1231 00:44:27,763 --> 00:44:29,263 let's pose like Kanye. 1232 00:44:29,265 --> 00:44:30,598 - No. Boo! - Yes. 1233 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:32,599 - You take too many pictures. - Uh... 1234 00:44:32,602 --> 00:44:34,701 They don't look like him. 1235 00:44:34,703 --> 00:44:37,604 HUNTER: Ugh, it's just a bunch of paint samples and swatches. 1236 00:44:37,606 --> 00:44:39,506 (hushed): Hunter, quiet. 1237 00:44:39,508 --> 00:44:40,808 Why do I have to be quiet? 1238 00:44:40,810 --> 00:44:42,642 Shit would not fly if Marcie found out. 1239 00:44:42,644 --> 00:44:44,178 Who wears the pants in this house, dawg? 1240 00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:46,279 - I do. - Oh! 1241 00:44:46,281 --> 00:44:49,183 (sipping loudly) 1242 00:44:49,185 --> 00:44:50,417 Mmm. 1243 00:44:50,419 --> 00:44:52,352 This is soy creamer? Are you sure? 1244 00:44:52,354 --> 00:44:54,354 It's pretty freaking rich. 1245 00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:56,424 This is so messed up. Who are you to get involved 1246 00:44:56,426 --> 00:44:58,392 in our daughter's sex life? 1247 00:44:58,394 --> 00:45:00,560 - Oh, honey, I was just try... - No, don't "honey" me. 1248 00:45:00,562 --> 00:45:03,229 Did your dad try to stop you when you lost your virginity? 1249 00:45:03,231 --> 00:45:04,198 That's totally different. 1250 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,066 It is not different. It's a double standard. 1251 00:45:06,068 --> 00:45:08,468 Oh, when a guy loses his virginity, it-it's no big deal. 1252 00:45:08,470 --> 00:45:10,171 It's celebrated, but if a girl does, 1253 00:45:10,173 --> 00:45:12,105 it's some sort of big loss of innocence? 1254 00:45:12,107 --> 00:45:13,607 - Yes. - MARCIE: But come on, you guys. 1255 00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:14,808 It's the same damn thing. 1256 00:45:14,810 --> 00:45:16,709 Oh, Marcie! 1257 00:45:16,711 --> 00:45:18,678 Stop talking. 1258 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,816 - Just give us the address. - Just give us the address. 1259 00:45:21,818 --> 00:45:25,151 Honestly, Lisa, I can't believe you're on their side. 1260 00:45:25,153 --> 00:45:28,154 Side? This is not some philosophical debate. 1261 00:45:28,156 --> 00:45:29,823 We're trying to stop our daughters 1262 00:45:29,825 --> 00:45:32,826 from some kind of sex pact that they've planned 1263 00:45:32,828 --> 00:45:34,861 and not thought through all the way. 1264 00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:35,796 That is such bullshit. 1265 00:45:35,798 --> 00:45:38,098 How do you expect society to treat women 1266 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,633 as if they're equal when their own parents won't? 1267 00:45:40,635 --> 00:45:42,502 I don't know about that. 1268 00:45:42,504 --> 00:45:44,270 I'll deal with society tomorrow. 1269 00:45:44,272 --> 00:45:46,173 Right now I'm thinking about my daughter. 1270 00:45:46,175 --> 00:45:47,241 Well, that is... that's convenient. 1271 00:45:47,243 --> 00:45:48,441 Yeah. You know what? 1272 00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:50,111 Go ahead and be part of the group 1273 00:45:50,113 --> 00:45:51,444 that perceives women as little 1274 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:53,714 damsels in distress that need saving. 1275 00:45:53,716 --> 00:45:55,649 Who cares about us not getting paid as much 1276 00:45:55,651 --> 00:45:57,817 or not having control of our own bodies? 1277 00:45:57,819 --> 00:45:59,486 Can you please not talk to me 1278 00:45:59,488 --> 00:46:01,555 like I'm someone who bombs abortion clinics? 1279 00:46:01,557 --> 00:46:02,555 I think we're a little off topic. 1280 00:46:02,557 --> 00:46:03,491 Just... we need the address. 1281 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:06,192 I just can't believe that you think Julie 1282 00:46:06,194 --> 00:46:08,194 shouldn't be free to explore her sexuality 1283 00:46:08,196 --> 00:46:10,196 in the same way that boys are. 1284 00:46:10,198 --> 00:46:13,500 Girls and boys are very different. 1285 00:46:13,502 --> 00:46:16,136 Guys will take whatever's in front of them. 1286 00:46:16,138 --> 00:46:18,372 We have these feelings, and then... 1287 00:46:18,374 --> 00:46:21,709 your parents won't let you see the man. 1288 00:46:21,711 --> 00:46:24,812 (crying): And then he just writes a lot of letters, 1289 00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:26,379 but you don't get them 1290 00:46:26,381 --> 00:46:28,415 because your mom doesn't give them to you, 1291 00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,817 and then it starts raining really hard 1292 00:46:30,819 --> 00:46:33,187 'cause he built a house for you, 1293 00:46:33,189 --> 00:46:37,390 and... and then it's... 1294 00:46:37,392 --> 00:46:39,593 - Mitchell, did you get the address? - Yep. 1295 00:46:39,595 --> 00:46:40,828 - What? - I'm really sorry. I'll call you tomorrow. 1296 00:46:40,830 --> 00:46:42,763 - I'm just really stressed out. - It was so good to see you. 1297 00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:44,564 Was that The Notebook? 1298 00:46:44,566 --> 00:46:47,401 Fucking fuck off, Hunter. Goddamn it! Mitchell! 1299 00:46:47,403 --> 00:46:48,736 I love you. I'm doing this for our daughter. 1300 00:46:48,738 --> 00:46:50,337 - I'll be home late. - Fucking shit! 1301 00:46:50,339 --> 00:46:52,939 ♪ See, I'm gonna get it 'cause I play the game... ♪ 1302 00:46:52,941 --> 00:46:54,642 To the loss of our innocence. 1303 00:46:54,644 --> 00:46:56,745 (whooping) 1304 00:46:58,247 --> 00:46:59,680 (cup clattering on floor) 1305 00:46:59,682 --> 00:47:01,415 - Oh! - (Sam grunting) 1306 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,616 - Come on. - Ooh! 1307 00:47:02,618 --> 00:47:03,917 You guys. 1308 00:47:03,919 --> 00:47:05,419 This is the best night. 1309 00:47:05,421 --> 00:47:08,555 I am so drunk, super high, 1310 00:47:08,557 --> 00:47:10,790 and Connor has a little something-something 1311 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:13,526 that I feel I need to go check out. 1312 00:47:13,528 --> 00:47:15,895 All right. It's fuck o'clock. 1313 00:47:15,897 --> 00:47:17,666 - JULIE: No way. You, too? - SAM: Yep. 1314 00:47:19,468 --> 00:47:21,701 - These are macarons. - Ooh. 1315 00:47:21,703 --> 00:47:23,671 With a very special concoction of mine 1316 00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:25,573 that I call Wavy Davy. 1317 00:47:25,575 --> 00:47:28,308 So it's DMT that I get from the Dark Web. 1318 00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:30,276 Uh, and then there's a little tiny bit of Xanax 1319 00:47:30,278 --> 00:47:32,279 to just kind of take the edge off, you know. 1320 00:47:32,281 --> 00:47:33,279 It's pretty tight. 1321 00:47:33,281 --> 00:47:34,881 Mm, sounds pretty tight. 1322 00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:36,984 And then I bake it into a white chocolate macaron, 1323 00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:38,618 and it has, like, a raspberry filling 1324 00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:39,886 that's both, uh, light and fluffy 1325 00:47:39,888 --> 00:47:42,323 but also very flavorful and satisfying. 1326 00:47:42,325 --> 00:47:43,890 Are you ready? 1327 00:47:43,892 --> 00:47:46,560 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it. 1328 00:47:46,562 --> 00:47:47,694 (sighs) Okay. 1329 00:47:47,696 --> 00:47:49,231 - Mmm. - Let's go. 1330 00:47:50,466 --> 00:47:51,665 Hmm. 1331 00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:53,901 - (Connor chuckles) - It's yum. 1332 00:47:53,903 --> 00:47:55,372 KAYLA: Hmm. 1333 00:47:59,642 --> 00:48:01,475 Okay, so what do we do? We just walk in and-and flick 1334 00:48:01,477 --> 00:48:03,243 - the lights on and off until the kids come? - Shh. 1335 00:48:03,245 --> 00:48:04,778 Just act cool and young, and maybe we'll just slip in. 1336 00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:06,779 Mitchell, untuck your shirt. 1337 00:48:06,781 --> 00:48:08,448 No, it's not that kind of shirt. 1338 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:09,683 - It looks stupid untucked. - Untuck your shirt. 1339 00:48:09,685 --> 00:48:10,883 You look like a youth minister. 1340 00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:11,984 HUNTER: Untuck your fucking shirt, man. 1341 00:48:11,986 --> 00:48:13,654 - We're trying to look cool. - MITCHELL: All right. 1342 00:48:13,656 --> 00:48:14,955 (groans) Whoa, whoa. 1343 00:48:14,957 --> 00:48:16,522 Sorry, bro. Sorry, guys. 1344 00:48:16,524 --> 00:48:18,359 Sorry. My friend's wasted. 1345 00:48:18,361 --> 00:48:20,294 - Don't. - KYLER: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1346 00:48:20,296 --> 00:48:22,562 Hey, hey. No... no adults are getting into my house. 1347 00:48:22,564 --> 00:48:24,732 Not on prom night. Okay, not on prom. 1348 00:48:24,734 --> 00:48:26,299 We were just down the street 1349 00:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,468 at, um, another party, and then we just decided 1350 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:30,504 to come up here and hang with you guys. 1351 00:48:30,506 --> 00:48:32,506 Um, no parents here, right? 1352 00:48:32,508 --> 00:48:33,707 Oh, thank God. 1353 00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:34,774 No, not except for you guys. No. 1354 00:48:34,776 --> 00:48:36,276 We're not... 1355 00:48:36,278 --> 00:48:38,279 - (chuckles) Yeah, no. - We don't... 1356 00:48:38,281 --> 00:48:39,279 Okay, so you're cops. 1357 00:48:39,281 --> 00:48:41,582 (laughter) 1358 00:48:41,584 --> 00:48:44,685 I got two DUIs last year. How could I be a cop? 1359 00:48:44,687 --> 00:48:45,919 MITCHELL (laughing): The police? 1360 00:48:45,921 --> 00:48:47,654 Look at my untucked shirt. 1361 00:48:47,656 --> 00:48:49,522 You're literally the cop-iest motherfucker I've ever seen. 1362 00:48:49,524 --> 00:48:52,595 You look like you got your hair cut in the back of a squad car. 1363 00:48:53,928 --> 00:48:56,296 This is a regular men's haircut. 1364 00:48:56,298 --> 00:48:57,765 Okay, this is ridiculous. 1365 00:48:57,767 --> 00:48:59,366 All right, you're minors, we're minors. 1366 00:48:59,368 --> 00:49:01,334 You're like 45 years old. 1367 00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:03,002 Fuck you. I was born in '77. 1368 00:49:03,004 --> 00:49:04,837 '87. '94. 1369 00:49:04,839 --> 00:49:07,073 We're gonna drink with you guys. 1370 00:49:07,075 --> 00:49:08,841 Would cops drink with underage kids? 1371 00:49:08,843 --> 00:49:10,444 - MITCHELL: No. - No. 1372 00:49:10,446 --> 00:49:12,412 Okay. What about a little chugging contest? 1373 00:49:12,414 --> 00:49:13,781 Um... 1374 00:49:13,783 --> 00:49:15,415 Yeah. 1375 00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:16,419 Bring it. 1376 00:49:17,553 --> 00:49:18,718 Okay, wait. 1377 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,986 I got to get the room ready. 1378 00:49:19,988 --> 00:49:21,890 (chuckles) 1379 00:49:23,993 --> 00:49:26,993 Oh, wow. 1380 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:28,462 You're really going for it, aren't you? 1381 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:29,962 I saw this in the romantic comedy, 1382 00:49:29,964 --> 00:49:31,865 American Beauty. So good. 1383 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:34,634 You watch the whole thing? 1384 00:49:34,636 --> 00:49:35,636 (chuckles) 1385 00:49:38,841 --> 00:49:40,874 You know what this candle does to me. 1386 00:49:40,876 --> 00:49:42,109 Is that the one that gives you hives? 1387 00:49:42,111 --> 00:49:43,847 - No, it's the good one. - Oh, nice. 1388 00:49:47,415 --> 00:49:49,452 You look so hot right now. 1389 00:49:59,495 --> 00:50:01,729 - Where are my chuggers at? You ready? - Yeah! 1390 00:50:01,731 --> 00:50:03,564 - Oh, right here. Let's go. - Whoot, whoot! 1391 00:50:03,566 --> 00:50:05,064 - (sighs) - All right. 1392 00:50:05,066 --> 00:50:07,133 - Cool. - Drop 'em. 1393 00:50:07,135 --> 00:50:08,304 KYLER: Let's do it. 1394 00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:11,471 Wait, what? 1395 00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:12,605 (chuckling): Guys? 1396 00:50:12,607 --> 00:50:13,807 We're just chugging, right? 1397 00:50:13,809 --> 00:50:14,908 We're butt-chugging. 1398 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,377 Yeah, you put the tube up your butt, 1399 00:50:16,379 --> 00:50:17,678 and you funnel the beer in. 1400 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,580 Fucks you up way more, man. Trust me. 1401 00:50:19,582 --> 00:50:21,548 - Guys, butt-chugging? - You got this. You got it. 1402 00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:22,883 No, I'm tagging out. You're in. 1403 00:50:22,885 --> 00:50:24,450 - What? Why me? - You've had a baby. 1404 00:50:24,452 --> 00:50:25,651 Everything's looser down there. 1405 00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:27,888 I didn't have a baby out of my butt. 1406 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:29,857 - Even I know that. - Mitchell. 1407 00:50:29,859 --> 00:50:32,859 Okay, this isn't a common occurrence with me, 1408 00:50:32,861 --> 00:50:35,828 but I have had things up there before. 1409 00:50:35,830 --> 00:50:37,964 - Hmm? - It's just all about breathing. 1410 00:50:37,966 --> 00:50:40,734 So just breathe through it and accept it in. 1411 00:50:40,736 --> 00:50:42,870 I can't do it. I can't do it. 1412 00:50:42,872 --> 00:50:45,138 Hey! She's up there right now with that dick-bag Connor 1413 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:46,774 with his man bun and that stupid smirk. 1414 00:50:46,776 --> 00:50:48,011 Think about this. 1415 00:50:49,745 --> 00:50:51,412 W-Wait. Connor? 1416 00:50:51,414 --> 00:50:53,714 You know... you know Connor Aldrich, "The Chef"? 1417 00:50:53,716 --> 00:50:55,783 Why do they call him "The Chef"? 1418 00:50:55,785 --> 00:50:57,984 Uh, maybe a big fan of South Park? 1419 00:50:57,986 --> 00:50:59,486 "Hello, children." 1420 00:50:59,488 --> 00:51:01,622 No, no. He cooks drugs into everything. 1421 00:51:01,624 --> 00:51:03,490 Everything. Uh, one time he made me 1422 00:51:03,492 --> 00:51:05,825 this, like, acid financier cake. Oh! 1423 00:51:05,827 --> 00:51:08,428 That shit was to die for, man. 1424 00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:10,430 (chuckling): Like, literally, I almost fucking died. 1425 00:51:10,432 --> 00:51:12,198 Yeah, dude, if your daughter had anything like that cake, 1426 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,921 she might not remember who you are tomorrow. 1427 00:51:15,136 --> 00:51:17,504 Give me the fucking tube. 1428 00:51:17,506 --> 00:51:19,439 ♪ Whoa, whoa, honey, now... ♪ 1429 00:51:19,441 --> 00:51:20,741 Let's bone. 1430 00:51:20,743 --> 00:51:22,042 Wait, what? Oh. 1431 00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:24,681 Are you sure that this is how you want to do it? 1432 00:51:26,147 --> 00:51:27,848 Yes, Chad. 1433 00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:29,950 This is always how I've imagined it. 1434 00:51:29,952 --> 00:51:32,519 Oh, you know, I'd rather leave my shirt on, if that's sexier. 1435 00:51:32,521 --> 00:51:35,455 (chuckles) I need another drink. 1436 00:51:35,457 --> 00:51:36,492 Wait, wait, uh... 1437 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,928 Can you lube it up with something first? 1438 00:51:40,930 --> 00:51:42,495 - Yeah, I'll just spit on it. - No! 1439 00:51:42,497 --> 00:51:44,698 Why? Because I'm a man? Get over yourself. 1440 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,533 No, 'cause you're fucking gross, 1441 00:51:46,535 --> 00:51:48,000 and your fucking saliva's gross. 1442 00:51:48,002 --> 00:51:49,669 I have... I have lip gloss. I have lip gloss. 1443 00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:51,537 - Got a lip gloss. We got a lip gloss. - Okay, fine. Shit. 1444 00:51:51,539 --> 00:51:52,638 (hushed): I don't have lip gloss. 1445 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,241 - All right, guys, let's get those tubes in. - (spits) 1446 00:51:54,243 --> 00:51:55,776 All right, I got the lip gloss on there. 1447 00:51:55,778 --> 00:51:56,877 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 1448 00:51:56,879 --> 00:51:58,578 - All right. - Okay, ready? 1449 00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:00,214 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 1450 00:52:00,216 --> 00:52:01,881 - It's not in yet. - Okay. - HUNTER: Chill. 1451 00:52:01,883 --> 00:52:03,584 LISA: So it's just gonna be on the count of three. 1452 00:52:03,586 --> 00:52:05,718 HUNTER: You got this, dawg. This is for your kid. 1453 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,488 - On three. Okay. All right. Yeah. - On three. 1454 00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:08,721 - Okay, one... - One... 1455 00:52:08,723 --> 00:52:11,859 - Oh! - HUNTER: Are you okay? 1456 00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,759 - Okay, get your 40s. - They got a lager and an IPA. 1457 00:52:13,761 --> 00:52:15,062 - (Mitchell groans) - Does it... Doesn't-doesn't... 1458 00:52:15,064 --> 00:52:16,596 - It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. - LISA: Okay. 1459 00:52:16,598 --> 00:52:17,897 - I don't know about this. - No, no, no, no. 1460 00:52:17,899 --> 00:52:19,198 - It's too late. It's already in. - Here you go. 1461 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,566 It's in you. It's part of you now. 1462 00:52:20,568 --> 00:52:22,102 - Ready? Set... - Yeah. 1463 00:52:22,104 --> 00:52:24,971 Chug...! 1464 00:52:24,973 --> 00:52:27,573 ALL (chanting): Butt chug! Butt chug! Butt chug! 1465 00:52:27,575 --> 00:52:28,941 - Oh, wait. - (chanting continues) 1466 00:52:28,943 --> 00:52:30,511 - Hey, hey. - LISA: Loosen up. 1467 00:52:30,513 --> 00:52:32,645 - It's not working, dude. - I can't. 1468 00:52:32,647 --> 00:52:33,913 - You can hold my hand. - Okay. 1469 00:52:33,915 --> 00:52:35,115 Butt chug! Butt chug! 1470 00:52:35,117 --> 00:52:36,850 - Ow! - You're hurting her. 1471 00:52:36,852 --> 00:52:38,118 - LISA: That really hurt! - I'm sorry! 1472 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,685 HUNTER: Hey, man, listen. 1473 00:52:39,687 --> 00:52:41,955 Channel that energy into your butthole. 1474 00:52:41,957 --> 00:52:43,022 - Breathe. - This changes everything I know. 1475 00:52:43,024 --> 00:52:45,125 HUNTER: Dude, if your daughter could see you now, 1476 00:52:45,127 --> 00:52:46,496 she'd be so proud of you. 1477 00:52:47,863 --> 00:52:50,096 Whoa. 1478 00:52:50,098 --> 00:52:53,866 I am... I am tripping so hard. 1479 00:52:53,868 --> 00:52:55,636 It's not working. It's not working, dude. 1480 00:52:55,638 --> 00:52:57,703 - Oh, it's terrible. Oh. - MITCHELL: It is. 1481 00:52:57,705 --> 00:52:58,906 CROWD: Butt chug! Butt chug! 1482 00:52:58,908 --> 00:53:00,841 - Open up. - No, I'm sorry. 1483 00:53:00,843 --> 00:53:03,176 - I-I can't do it, man. - Focus! For your daughter. 1484 00:53:03,178 --> 00:53:04,810 Fuck, Mitch. Focus. 1485 00:53:04,812 --> 00:53:06,145 - You gotta breathe. - You gotta open up, dude. 1486 00:53:06,147 --> 00:53:08,615 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. I'm dilated. 1487 00:53:08,617 --> 00:53:11,084 I'm staring at your asshole. You're not dilated. 1488 00:53:11,086 --> 00:53:14,654 LISA: Mitchell, you're gonna lose to this punk bitch? 1489 00:53:14,656 --> 00:53:16,790 Breathe. Take it in. 1490 00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:18,058 CROWD: Butt chug! 1491 00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:19,759 (gurgling) 1492 00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:21,093 LISA: There we go. 1493 00:53:21,095 --> 00:53:22,930 - Okay, good. - Oh! Oh, it's working! 1494 00:53:22,932 --> 00:53:26,133 - It's working! It's working! - Holy shit! Holy shit! 1495 00:53:26,135 --> 00:53:27,834 We're almost halfway done. 1496 00:53:27,836 --> 00:53:30,136 - (siren whooping) - Po's! Fucking run! 1497 00:53:30,138 --> 00:53:31,638 - Cops? (grunts) - (passes gas) 1498 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,710 - Oh, no! - (frantic chatter) 1499 00:53:35,678 --> 00:53:38,111 Ass beer! Oh, oh! 1500 00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:39,712 Lisa, the beer went into my mouth! 1501 00:53:39,714 --> 00:53:41,314 I have to go to the hospital! 1502 00:53:41,316 --> 00:53:43,917 - (knocking at door) - Hurry up! Get out of here! 1503 00:53:43,919 --> 00:53:45,185 BOTH: Shit. 1504 00:53:45,187 --> 00:53:47,087 We got to go. 1505 00:53:47,089 --> 00:53:49,288 I got ass beer in my mouth. I should go to the hospital. 1506 00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:51,258 - Oh, shit. The fucking cops? - (siren whooping) 1507 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,993 - Fuck. - The fucking cops are here? 1508 00:53:52,995 --> 00:53:54,895 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - I can't get the tube out. 1509 00:53:54,897 --> 00:53:56,229 - Pull the tube out. - Lis, pull it out. 1510 00:53:56,231 --> 00:53:58,165 - No. I put it in. - I had to spit on it! 1511 00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,133 - What? You spit on it? - No, it was my lip gloss. 1512 00:54:00,135 --> 00:54:01,834 - It was lip gloss. - Pull it out! 1513 00:54:01,836 --> 00:54:03,370 Hey, man, be gentle. Be fucking gentle, all right? 1514 00:54:03,372 --> 00:54:05,004 I'm gonna be gentle, all right? Ready? 1515 00:54:05,006 --> 00:54:06,205 - All right, on three. - On three. 1516 00:54:06,207 --> 00:54:07,674 - One. - Ow! 1517 00:54:07,676 --> 00:54:10,977 (frantic chatter and yelling) 1518 00:54:10,979 --> 00:54:12,613 - Come on. - Whoo! 1519 00:54:12,615 --> 00:54:15,147 Hey, guys. Guys. 1520 00:54:15,149 --> 00:54:16,350 Wait, wait. 1521 00:54:16,352 --> 00:54:17,883 Sam? 1522 00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:19,752 Sam, Sam! We're over here. 1523 00:54:19,754 --> 00:54:21,955 - No! No, I... No. - She's... 1524 00:54:21,957 --> 00:54:23,689 - The night is over. - No. 1525 00:54:23,691 --> 00:54:25,959 It's over. It's done. 1526 00:54:25,961 --> 00:54:27,928 The night is not over. 1527 00:54:27,930 --> 00:54:29,930 The night has just begun. 1528 00:54:29,932 --> 00:54:31,868 ♪ ♪ 1529 00:54:33,334 --> 00:54:36,035 Jesus, Chad, use your legs. 1530 00:54:36,037 --> 00:54:37,703 I mean, I pretty much carried her, 1531 00:54:37,705 --> 00:54:38,874 like, the whole way there. 1532 00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:46,912 (grunting) 1533 00:54:46,914 --> 00:54:49,785 Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle! 1534 00:54:50,885 --> 00:54:52,051 CHAD: Come on, Sam. 1535 00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:53,419 - Come with us. - I can't. 1536 00:54:53,421 --> 00:54:55,187 My car is here. But all my friends 1537 00:54:55,189 --> 00:54:57,223 are going to the hotel party. 1538 00:54:57,225 --> 00:54:58,660 Maybe I'll see you later. 1539 00:55:03,665 --> 00:55:05,232 RUDY: Get in the car! Go, go, go, girl! 1540 00:55:05,234 --> 00:55:06,899 - Sam! Seriously, hurry up! - You'll see her later. 1541 00:55:06,901 --> 00:55:08,334 - You'll see her later. - What are you doing? 1542 00:55:08,336 --> 00:55:10,837 Ooh, this night is not over, I swear to Christ! 1543 00:55:10,839 --> 00:55:12,372 Dukes of Hazzard! 1544 00:55:12,374 --> 00:55:14,006 (grunts) 1545 00:55:14,008 --> 00:55:16,008 Racist-ass show anyway. 1546 00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:18,245 - I got the spins, man. - We got to find our daughter, dawg. 1547 00:55:18,247 --> 00:55:19,979 - I'm gonna sit down for a second. - Rudy! 1548 00:55:19,981 --> 00:55:22,716 - It's Rudy. Rudy. - Rudy, Rudy, wait, wait! 1549 00:55:22,718 --> 00:55:24,116 There he goes, there he goes! Hit the clicker! 1550 00:55:24,118 --> 00:55:25,886 - Open the doors! - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1551 00:55:25,888 --> 00:55:27,821 - Okay, sit. - I got mine. 1552 00:55:27,823 --> 00:55:29,826 HUNTER: Seat belts! You'll get a big ticket. 1553 00:55:32,995 --> 00:55:34,995 - That's them right there. - They're getting away. 1554 00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:36,263 - You gotta go faster. Hey. - Okay. 1555 00:55:36,265 --> 00:55:38,098 (slurring): Hey, you gotta be at 110%. 1556 00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,832 - Okay. - You got to be in it to win it! 1557 00:55:39,834 --> 00:55:41,801 How do you get more competitive when you're drunk? 1558 00:55:41,803 --> 00:55:43,970 Hey, man. I'm more of a winner when I'm drunk, all right? 1559 00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:46,305 - Okay, okay. (groans) - And the question I have 1560 00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:48,174 for you, Lis: Are you a winner? 1561 00:55:48,176 --> 00:55:50,042 Are you in it to win it? 1562 00:55:50,044 --> 00:55:52,111 - Winning is my bitch! - All right. 1563 00:55:52,113 --> 00:55:53,379 - Strong. - Knock, knock! 1564 00:55:53,381 --> 00:55:55,281 - Who's there? - Me winning. 1565 00:55:55,283 --> 00:55:56,415 (laughs) 1566 00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:58,417 (chuckling) 1567 00:55:58,419 --> 00:56:00,020 It's not... 1568 00:56:00,022 --> 00:56:01,821 It's not that good. 1569 00:56:01,823 --> 00:56:03,223 (Mitchell and Lisa laughing) 1570 00:56:03,225 --> 00:56:05,225 I don't... Ow, ow! 1571 00:56:05,227 --> 00:56:06,892 - (laughing): Lisa winning! - It's not that good. 1572 00:56:06,894 --> 00:56:08,861 Ow! Fuck! All right, it's good. 1573 00:56:08,863 --> 00:56:10,397 It's fine. I like it. 1574 00:56:10,399 --> 00:56:11,531 Hey, you're losing him. Let's go. 1575 00:56:11,533 --> 00:56:14,234 (Mozart's "The Marriage of Figaro: Overture" playing) 1576 00:56:14,236 --> 00:56:16,502 (grunts) Not on my watch. 1577 00:56:16,504 --> 00:56:18,939 (music volume increases) 1578 00:56:18,941 --> 00:56:21,207 - (tires squeal) - Oh, hey! - Whoa! - Ow! 1579 00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:22,743 Y'all think you gonna outrun 1580 00:56:22,745 --> 00:56:24,076 Rudy "The Main Motherfucking Man" Glover? 1581 00:56:24,078 --> 00:56:25,212 Hell no. 1582 00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:27,046 - Are you all right? - No! 1583 00:56:27,048 --> 00:56:28,214 - Come on. - (panting) 1584 00:56:28,216 --> 00:56:30,015 CONNOR: You okay? 1585 00:56:30,017 --> 00:56:32,151 Hey, guys. 1586 00:56:32,153 --> 00:56:34,020 Hey, I don't... 1587 00:56:34,022 --> 00:56:35,357 I don't feel so... 1588 00:56:36,925 --> 00:56:39,225 - Oh, my God! - (all shouting) 1589 00:56:39,227 --> 00:56:40,259 Oh, my God! 1590 00:56:40,261 --> 00:56:41,430 (screaming) 1591 00:56:45,434 --> 00:56:47,533 HUNTER: All right, here's what we're gonna do. 1592 00:56:47,535 --> 00:56:48,701 Lisa, I have seen every single 1593 00:56:48,703 --> 00:56:50,904 - Fast and the Furious movie, okay? - Mm-hmm. 1594 00:56:50,906 --> 00:56:52,805 All of them, dozens of times. Have you seen any of them? 1595 00:56:52,807 --> 00:56:54,908 I saw the Tokyo one, and I saw the one 1596 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:56,176 where The Rock punches the torpedo. 1597 00:56:56,178 --> 00:56:57,977 Those are the best two to see. 1598 00:56:57,979 --> 00:57:01,214 Okay, in times like this, I ask myself one question: 1599 00:57:01,216 --> 00:57:03,783 "WWVDD?" You know what that means? 1600 00:57:03,785 --> 00:57:05,017 "What would Vin Diesel do?" 1601 00:57:05,019 --> 00:57:06,553 Holy shit! 1602 00:57:06,555 --> 00:57:08,396 No one's ever fucking gotten that before. Okay. 1603 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,325 (screaming) 1604 00:57:12,327 --> 00:57:13,493 - (gasps) - (muffled scream) 1605 00:57:13,495 --> 00:57:15,098 Oh, man, it smells like... 1606 00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:17,464 HUNTER: What we're gonna do... 1607 00:57:17,466 --> 00:57:18,531 we're gonna kiss the bumper. 1608 00:57:18,533 --> 00:57:19,399 - You give it a little tap. - Okay. 1609 00:57:19,401 --> 00:57:21,033 And then they're gonna spin and stop, 1610 00:57:21,035 --> 00:57:22,803 and we're gonna spin and stop the other way. 1611 00:57:22,805 --> 00:57:24,404 - Okay. - And we're gonna look at each other, 1612 00:57:24,406 --> 00:57:26,339 and we're gonna go, "It's all about the family." 1613 00:57:26,341 --> 00:57:28,575 Wait, I don't feel comfortable running the kids off the road. 1614 00:57:28,577 --> 00:57:31,178 This slow and un-furious attitude is not helping us. 1615 00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:32,479 You have to believe! 1616 00:57:32,481 --> 00:57:33,979 Okay, I'm gonna kiss it. 1617 00:57:33,981 --> 00:57:35,350 HUNTER: Here we go! 1618 00:57:36,952 --> 00:57:38,417 - (Lisa gasps) - MITCHELL: What's that? 1619 00:57:38,419 --> 00:57:40,352 - Did I do it? - No, you didn't even kiss it. 1620 00:57:40,354 --> 00:57:41,488 - You gotta kiss it. - Shit. Okay. 1621 00:57:41,490 --> 00:57:43,890 HUNTER (imitating Vin Diesel): Kiss it for the family. 1622 00:57:43,892 --> 00:57:45,895 - Is that Sam? - Is that Sam? 1623 00:57:47,863 --> 00:57:49,930 - MITCHELL: Oh! Oh, God! - LISA: She barfed on us! 1624 00:57:49,932 --> 00:57:51,497 HUNTER: Oh, my God! 1625 00:57:51,499 --> 00:57:53,368 (all screaming) 1626 00:58:00,209 --> 00:58:02,475 (metallic creaking) 1627 00:58:02,477 --> 00:58:04,413 (high-pitched): Fuck. 1628 00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:09,015 (whispering): Okay. 1629 00:58:09,017 --> 00:58:10,917 Are we in Heaven? 1630 00:58:10,919 --> 00:58:13,019 Okay. Listen, I know how to do this. 1631 00:58:13,021 --> 00:58:15,254 Everyone lean backwards. 1632 00:58:15,256 --> 00:58:17,256 If we all lean backwards on three, 1633 00:58:17,258 --> 00:58:18,625 the car will roll back. 1634 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:19,926 - Ready? - Okay. 1635 00:58:19,928 --> 00:58:21,294 One... 1636 00:58:21,296 --> 00:58:23,129 (shuddering): two... three. 1637 00:58:23,131 --> 00:58:24,296 (creaking) 1638 00:58:24,298 --> 00:58:27,299 - Oh, fuck...! - No! 1639 00:58:27,301 --> 00:58:28,567 - Oh! - Oh, no! 1640 00:58:28,569 --> 00:58:30,506 (clunking) 1641 00:58:33,876 --> 00:58:37,209 Well, that's the last of the ass beer. 1642 00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:39,212 - Jesus! That's it. Are you okay? - (groaning) 1643 00:58:39,214 --> 00:58:42,381 Are you bleeding? You might have internal blood injuries. 1644 00:58:42,383 --> 00:58:44,584 - I'm all right, I'm all right. - Here's the problem. 1645 00:58:44,586 --> 00:58:47,087 The Fast and the Furious movies are not realistic. 1646 00:58:47,089 --> 00:58:48,287 Where are we? 1647 00:58:48,289 --> 00:58:49,589 Shit! 1648 00:58:49,591 --> 00:58:50,957 HUNTER: Fuck. 1649 00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:53,158 (grunting) 1650 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,560 What are you doing? 1651 00:58:54,562 --> 00:58:56,363 I heard that in times of crisis, parents have 1652 00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:57,930 - superhuman strength. - MITCHELL: No offense... there's 1653 00:58:57,932 --> 00:58:59,633 no scientific way you're gonna flip that car over. 1654 00:58:59,635 --> 00:59:01,634 - I couldn't even do that. - I couldn't do it, either. 1655 00:59:01,636 --> 00:59:04,874 Do not tell me what I can and can't do. 1656 00:59:07,008 --> 00:59:08,207 (Lisa grunting) 1657 00:59:08,209 --> 00:59:10,075 Kayla's not answering again. 1658 00:59:10,077 --> 00:59:11,477 - Goddamn it. - We lost 'em, guys. 1659 00:59:11,479 --> 00:59:12,946 We are fucked! 1660 00:59:12,948 --> 00:59:14,450 Or maybe not. 1661 00:59:17,051 --> 00:59:19,218 What are you doing? 1662 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:21,220 Trying to telepathically communicate with Kayla. 1663 00:59:21,222 --> 00:59:22,622 I'm with the X-Men of parents. 1664 00:59:22,624 --> 00:59:24,156 You know what my secret power is? 1665 00:59:24,158 --> 00:59:25,691 I'm super fucking annoyed right now, 1666 00:59:25,693 --> 00:59:27,529 and I hurt my love handle. 1667 00:59:31,966 --> 00:59:33,133 No, no. 1668 00:59:33,135 --> 00:59:34,599 Hey. 1669 00:59:34,602 --> 00:59:37,037 You guys think my new clothes go with my fedora? 1670 00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:38,571 I'm just kidding. I know they do. 1671 00:59:38,573 --> 00:59:40,009 (Chad chuckles) 1672 00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,044 (Julie sighs) 1673 00:59:44,312 --> 00:59:45,647 AUSTIN: Hey. 1674 00:59:47,682 --> 00:59:50,316 - Have you talked to your mom? - No. 1675 00:59:50,318 --> 00:59:51,951 So, my parents were just texting me, 1676 00:59:51,953 --> 00:59:53,252 and they were having sex, 1677 00:59:53,254 --> 00:59:55,323 and your mom showed up looking for you. 1678 00:59:56,457 --> 00:59:58,290 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 1679 00:59:58,292 --> 00:59:59,558 It's... it's okay. 1680 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,294 They have sex all the time. 1681 01:00:01,296 --> 01:00:02,962 - (cell phone buzzes) - Oh, my God. 1682 01:00:02,964 --> 01:00:04,596 - She... The texts. - (buzzing continues) 1683 01:00:04,598 --> 01:00:06,366 So many texts. 1684 01:00:06,368 --> 01:00:08,000 She's mad. 1685 01:00:08,002 --> 01:00:10,303 I need to handle this. 1686 01:00:10,305 --> 01:00:12,037 Good news. A Lyft is on its way. 1687 01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:14,073 Oh, wait, no, I know this guy. He sucks. 1688 01:00:14,075 --> 01:00:15,274 - (cell phone buzzing) - Oh, shit. It's Julie. 1689 01:00:15,276 --> 01:00:17,377 - Be-be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool. - Okay, be quiet. 1690 01:00:17,379 --> 01:00:19,712 - Okay. - JULIE: Hey, Mom. 1691 01:00:19,714 --> 01:00:21,448 I just got all your texts, and I just want 1692 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:22,716 to let you know that we're all good. 1693 01:00:22,718 --> 01:00:24,049 LISA: Cool, cool. Okay. 1694 01:00:24,051 --> 01:00:27,220 Um, are you at the prom? 1695 01:00:27,222 --> 01:00:28,388 Yeah. 1696 01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:30,756 Yeah, just nonstop magical moments. 1697 01:00:30,758 --> 01:00:32,392 Ha! You are lying to me. 1698 01:00:32,394 --> 01:00:34,093 Where are you right now? Where are you? 1699 01:00:34,095 --> 01:00:35,261 Why are you freaking out? 1700 01:00:35,263 --> 01:00:36,562 I'm freaking out 1701 01:00:36,564 --> 01:00:38,598 because I know what you're up to. 1702 01:00:38,601 --> 01:00:40,299 And I know that you and your friends 1703 01:00:40,301 --> 01:00:43,770 are planning some kind of little sex pact or whatever. 1704 01:00:43,772 --> 01:00:46,272 - What did you say? - You heard me. 1705 01:00:46,274 --> 01:00:48,207 How could you possibly know? 1706 01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:51,778 Because I am your mother and I know you. 1707 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:54,680 - And I know you better than you know yourself. - HUNTER: Yes. 1708 01:00:54,682 --> 01:00:59,252 And I also know that you're planning on going to UCLA 1709 01:00:59,254 --> 01:01:01,421 and that you're following Austin. 1710 01:01:01,423 --> 01:01:03,355 Yeah. (chuckles) 1711 01:01:03,357 --> 01:01:07,463 I... know... everything. 1712 01:01:08,696 --> 01:01:12,165 Oh, my God, you know nothing. 1713 01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:14,801 Why do you even assume that it's me following Austin? 1714 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:18,404 Huh? You're not worried about me, Mom. 1715 01:01:18,406 --> 01:01:19,671 You're worried about you. 1716 01:01:19,673 --> 01:01:21,174 You're afraid of losing me. 1717 01:01:21,176 --> 01:01:22,575 You're afraid of being alone. 1718 01:01:22,577 --> 01:01:25,044 I am not scared of being alone. 1719 01:01:25,046 --> 01:01:26,412 (laughs) 1720 01:01:26,414 --> 01:01:28,381 This is not about me. 1721 01:01:28,383 --> 01:01:32,451 I have not thought about myself for the last 18 years. 1722 01:01:32,453 --> 01:01:34,453 This is about you. 1723 01:01:34,455 --> 01:01:38,191 And as a single mother, I am trying to stop you 1724 01:01:38,193 --> 01:01:40,261 from making a life-ruining decision. 1725 01:01:41,595 --> 01:01:44,296 So I was a... a life-ruining decision? 1726 01:01:44,298 --> 01:01:47,100 No. No, of cour... No, that is not what I meant. 1727 01:01:47,102 --> 01:01:49,334 - No, that is not what I meant. - You know what, Mom? 1728 01:01:49,336 --> 01:01:52,372 I'm not going to UCLA because of some boy, okay? 1729 01:01:52,374 --> 01:01:54,741 I'm going to UCLA because it's the furthest 1730 01:01:54,743 --> 01:01:56,511 I can get from you. 1731 01:01:58,180 --> 01:02:00,180 W-Well... 1732 01:02:00,182 --> 01:02:02,649 Hello? 1733 01:02:02,651 --> 01:02:05,618 Nanaru is on his way. 1734 01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,256 46 minutes. 1735 01:02:08,856 --> 01:02:12,060 Well, so she hates me. 1736 01:02:13,194 --> 01:02:14,593 (Mitchell sighs) 1737 01:02:14,595 --> 01:02:16,562 She doesn't hate you. 1738 01:02:16,564 --> 01:02:18,298 Kayla's ignoring me. 1739 01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:20,566 She's bringing it to a whole new level of spite. 1740 01:02:20,568 --> 01:02:22,201 Yeah. 1741 01:02:22,203 --> 01:02:24,169 It's a... that's a new level of pain. 1742 01:02:24,171 --> 01:02:26,138 Yeah. I know, I know. 1743 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:29,274 It's just different for me, because I gave birth to her, 1744 01:02:29,276 --> 01:02:31,343 and I just feel very connected. 1745 01:02:31,345 --> 01:02:33,312 She was living in my body. 1746 01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:34,680 - Kayla grew in me. - Yeah. 1747 01:02:34,682 --> 01:02:36,249 She grew in me. She-she did. 1748 01:02:36,251 --> 01:02:38,884 She grew from my balls, and I shot her into Marcie. 1749 01:02:38,886 --> 01:02:41,289 This is the same for you and me. 1750 01:02:42,457 --> 01:02:43,756 Not exactly. 1751 01:02:43,758 --> 01:02:47,192 I mean, you have daily love in your life, 1752 01:02:47,194 --> 01:02:50,129 and I'm probably gonna die alone 1753 01:02:50,131 --> 01:02:52,531 and won't be found for a really long time. 1754 01:02:52,533 --> 01:02:55,468 Until one day, someone will be walking by 1755 01:02:55,470 --> 01:02:56,803 with their golden retriever, 1756 01:02:56,805 --> 01:02:58,705 and the dog is just gonna lose its shit, 1757 01:02:58,707 --> 01:03:00,607 and then they're gonna call the police, 1758 01:03:00,609 --> 01:03:04,611 and then they're gonna come in and find me draped over the tub 1759 01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:08,281 with my feral cats eating away at my hair. 1760 01:03:08,283 --> 01:03:09,781 'Cause cats do that. 1761 01:03:09,783 --> 01:03:11,450 The fuck is wrong with you? 1762 01:03:11,452 --> 01:03:13,486 That is some dark shit. 1763 01:03:13,488 --> 01:03:15,287 - You're gonna die alone? - Oh, oh, oh, oh! My man! 1764 01:03:15,289 --> 01:03:16,855 - My man! - Where the hell did you get that idea? 1765 01:03:16,857 --> 01:03:17,857 - You know what? - Come on! 1766 01:03:17,859 --> 01:03:19,392 I call you all the time. 1767 01:03:19,394 --> 01:03:21,160 You ever return my calls? No. 1768 01:03:21,162 --> 01:03:22,861 Because we're not really friends, you and me. 1769 01:03:22,863 --> 01:03:24,531 We're not friends? 1770 01:03:24,533 --> 01:03:26,533 I don't mean it, uh, that... I-I... you... 1771 01:03:26,535 --> 01:03:28,801 You know what you are? 1772 01:03:28,803 --> 01:03:31,571 You are like the thing that pops up on Facebook, 1773 01:03:31,573 --> 01:03:34,506 and then it's, like, this beautiful picture 1774 01:03:34,508 --> 01:03:37,477 of your grandma who's dead. 1775 01:03:37,479 --> 01:03:39,479 And you're like, "Fuck you, Facebook, 1776 01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:41,346 for reminding me of my loss." 1777 01:03:41,348 --> 01:03:42,448 That's why you're avoiding me? 1778 01:03:42,450 --> 01:03:44,216 Because I remind you of loss? 1779 01:03:44,218 --> 01:03:47,819 Yes. I don't want to be reminded of sweet, young Julie 1780 01:03:47,821 --> 01:03:50,323 and our kids and that beautiful time 1781 01:03:50,325 --> 01:03:51,957 - in our lives is over. - HUNTER: Oh, God. 1782 01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:54,294 Boo-fucking-hoo with you two. 1783 01:03:54,296 --> 01:03:56,495 You guys completely ignore me. 1784 01:03:56,497 --> 01:03:58,531 - Always. - Yeah, no shit, cheater. 1785 01:03:58,533 --> 01:03:59,966 Oh, cheater? That's my... that's my designation? 1786 01:03:59,968 --> 01:04:01,734 That's what I am? I'm the cheater? 1787 01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:03,502 Fuck that shit. 1788 01:04:03,504 --> 01:04:05,872 Did you guys ever once call me when that went down 1789 01:04:05,874 --> 01:04:07,839 and ask me my side of the story? 1790 01:04:07,841 --> 01:04:09,676 You didn't. 1791 01:04:09,678 --> 01:04:11,243 I would have told you the truth. 1792 01:04:11,245 --> 01:04:12,946 I would have told you that Brenda had stopped 1793 01:04:12,948 --> 01:04:14,580 talking to me months before that happened. 1794 01:04:14,582 --> 01:04:16,549 You know she hooked up with her boss 1795 01:04:16,551 --> 01:04:19,319 at a company retreat in Wisconsin? 1796 01:04:19,321 --> 01:04:20,787 Do you know she beat me up? 1797 01:04:20,789 --> 01:04:22,522 She fucking beat me up 1798 01:04:22,524 --> 01:04:24,756 at a Romano's fucking Macaroni Grill! 1799 01:04:24,758 --> 01:04:27,526 She fucking slapped me in front of the fucking maitre d'! 1800 01:04:27,528 --> 01:04:28,727 - I didn't know that. - I'm sorry, man. 1801 01:04:28,729 --> 01:04:30,729 And I fucking embarrass myself, 1802 01:04:30,731 --> 01:04:32,966 and I embarrass myself in front of my daughter. 1803 01:04:32,968 --> 01:04:34,399 And I-I-I thought, you know, 1804 01:04:34,401 --> 01:04:35,701 I should pull back a little bit, 1805 01:04:35,703 --> 01:04:37,002 and then fucking Frank showed up, 1806 01:04:37,004 --> 01:04:38,937 and he... I pulled back more, 1807 01:04:38,939 --> 01:04:40,839 and I thought, "One day I'm gonna fix it. 1808 01:04:40,841 --> 01:04:42,609 One day I'm gonna fucking fix it." 1809 01:04:42,611 --> 01:04:44,509 And then I thought, if I gave her 1810 01:04:44,511 --> 01:04:49,281 something awesome, like a great night, 1811 01:04:49,283 --> 01:04:51,517 I could get close with her again. 1812 01:04:51,519 --> 01:04:53,189 But I can't. 1813 01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:56,723 (sniffs) 1814 01:04:56,725 --> 01:04:58,558 'Cause she's gone. They're just... 1815 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,560 (sighs) The kids, they... 1816 01:05:00,562 --> 01:05:01,928 they just leave. 1817 01:05:01,930 --> 01:05:04,596 Oh, shit! I know how we can find them. 1818 01:05:04,598 --> 01:05:05,964 Go to Cathy and Ron's. 1819 01:05:05,966 --> 01:05:07,533 Austin's been texting them all night. 1820 01:05:07,535 --> 01:05:09,602 Did you hear anything I said just now? 1821 01:05:09,604 --> 01:05:11,303 - That's a great idea. - (sighs) Fuck it. 1822 01:05:11,305 --> 01:05:12,705 It's just good to say it out loud. 1823 01:05:12,707 --> 01:05:14,877 - Let's go flip that car. - Hell... (screams) 1824 01:05:15,977 --> 01:05:18,645 Jesus Christ! 1825 01:05:18,647 --> 01:05:21,984 Oh, my fucking God. 1826 01:05:23,385 --> 01:05:24,883 Shit. 1827 01:05:24,885 --> 01:05:27,587 My car just exploded. 1828 01:05:27,589 --> 01:05:29,225 (Lisa sighs) 1829 01:05:30,357 --> 01:05:32,758 Nanaru is 26 minutes away. 1830 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,294 So that's good. 1831 01:05:34,296 --> 01:05:35,662 - (Lisa sighs) - I thought I canceled him. 1832 01:05:35,664 --> 01:05:37,029 Thanks, Nanaru. 1833 01:05:37,031 --> 01:05:38,430 So Austin's parents aren't gonna 1834 01:05:38,432 --> 01:05:39,732 just tell us where they are. 1835 01:05:39,734 --> 01:05:41,801 So we need to get Ron's phone, 1836 01:05:41,803 --> 01:05:44,069 read the texts and find our kids. 1837 01:05:44,071 --> 01:05:45,404 Okay? 1838 01:05:45,406 --> 01:05:47,307 Hunter, it's not gonna be you. 1839 01:05:47,309 --> 01:05:48,774 So, Mitchell, it's you. 1840 01:05:48,776 --> 01:05:50,609 No. That's breaking and entering. 1841 01:05:50,611 --> 01:05:52,712 That is... I'm uncomfortable with that. 1842 01:05:52,714 --> 01:05:54,546 Are you a team player, or aren't you? 1843 01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:55,747 Am I a team player? 1844 01:05:55,749 --> 01:05:57,015 I just chugged a 40 with my asshole. 1845 01:05:57,017 --> 01:05:58,051 I'm a team player. 1846 01:05:58,053 --> 01:05:59,819 Then get your head in the game. 1847 01:05:59,821 --> 01:06:02,421 It's the bottom of the third, we are down by one, 1848 01:06:02,423 --> 01:06:04,659 and there is not a lot of game left. 1849 01:06:05,993 --> 01:06:07,759 There is a lot of game left, though. 1850 01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:09,761 Listen. You have one pass left. 1851 01:06:09,763 --> 01:06:11,698 One. One pass. 1852 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,765 - Is it rug... rugby? - You don't have a limit on passing. 1853 01:06:13,767 --> 01:06:14,834 Is it Australian-rules football? 1854 01:06:14,836 --> 01:06:16,669 And if it was the third, I would have the fourth... 1855 01:06:16,671 --> 01:06:17,970 You know what? You know what's happening right now? 1856 01:06:17,972 --> 01:06:19,738 Let me tell you what's happening right now. 1857 01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:21,874 Is Kayla and Connor are sliding into bed. 1858 01:06:21,876 --> 01:06:23,508 He's grabbing a condom, 1859 01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,645 and then he's flicking it to the side 1860 01:06:25,647 --> 01:06:27,580 with a smirk on his face. 1861 01:06:27,582 --> 01:06:30,649 That fucking smirk. No way. 1862 01:06:30,651 --> 01:06:31,984 We need a Hail Mary pass. 1863 01:06:31,986 --> 01:06:33,618 Are you up for that, son? 1864 01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:35,087 - Yes, Coach. - Well, I can't hear you. 1865 01:06:35,089 --> 01:06:36,756 - Yes, Coach. I'm in it. - I can't hear you! 1866 01:06:36,758 --> 01:06:38,057 I can fucking do this! Let's go! 1867 01:06:38,059 --> 01:06:39,495 Okay, we gotta... we gotta be quiet. 1868 01:06:44,131 --> 01:06:45,834 HUNTER (whispering): Careful. 1869 01:06:51,472 --> 01:06:52,839 All right, go. 1870 01:06:52,841 --> 01:06:54,443 Go. 1871 01:07:06,453 --> 01:07:08,390 ♪ ♪ 1872 01:07:20,401 --> 01:07:21,922 (whispering): Did you...? Look at that. 1873 01:07:29,676 --> 01:07:30,910 (whispering): Go out that way. 1874 01:07:30,912 --> 01:07:32,044 There's a person. There's a person. 1875 01:07:32,046 --> 01:07:33,615 What? Fuck you. 1876 01:07:35,115 --> 01:07:36,751 Jesus Christ. 1877 01:07:49,531 --> 01:07:52,799 RON (singsongy): I'm gonna get you. 1878 01:07:52,801 --> 01:07:56,535 (chuckles) Not if I get you first. 1879 01:07:56,537 --> 01:07:58,638 (hooting like a monkey) 1880 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,408 (piano plays discordant notes) 1881 01:08:02,877 --> 01:08:05,044 No, no. Get away from here. 1882 01:08:05,046 --> 01:08:07,482 - I'm fucking out. - Mitchell, in. - Get in. (gasps) 1883 01:08:09,216 --> 01:08:11,850 - RON: Cath? - CATHY: Ron, no talking. 1884 01:08:11,852 --> 01:08:14,654 Come on, we had a deal. We have to find each other 1885 01:08:14,656 --> 01:08:16,656 by sensing each other's musks. 1886 01:08:16,658 --> 01:08:18,057 Can't use our voices. 1887 01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:21,029 (heavy, rumbling footsteps) 1888 01:08:33,641 --> 01:08:34,807 (cell phone buzzing) 1889 01:08:34,809 --> 01:08:36,475 (Cathy hooting) 1890 01:08:36,477 --> 01:08:38,844 Here, kitty, kitty. 1891 01:08:38,846 --> 01:08:40,078 I can smell that musk. 1892 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,784 (Cathy hisses, purrs) 1893 01:08:44,118 --> 01:08:47,053 (Cathy chuckles) 1894 01:08:47,055 --> 01:08:49,554 - (Cathy screams, grunts) - RON (chuckling): Oh. Yeah. 1895 01:08:49,556 --> 01:08:52,090 - (slapping) - Yeah, yeah, I like the sound of that. 1896 01:08:52,092 --> 01:08:53,992 CATHY: Oh! 1897 01:08:53,994 --> 01:08:55,928 RON: Oh! Hey. 1898 01:08:55,930 --> 01:08:58,663 You want to touch first, that works for Ronnie. 1899 01:08:58,665 --> 01:08:59,965 You want me to touch you? 1900 01:08:59,967 --> 01:09:01,267 - Help yourself. - You want me to touch you? 1901 01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:03,568 - Yes. - I'm gonna touch you hard. 1902 01:09:03,570 --> 01:09:06,572 - Do it. Do it. - How about I touch you with my nails, baby? 1903 01:09:06,574 --> 01:09:08,773 - Let's have it. - Oh, oh, yeah. 1904 01:09:08,775 --> 01:09:10,510 - Oh, wow. - CATHY: Your hair is so sexy, babe. 1905 01:09:10,512 --> 01:09:11,810 Your grip is unbelievable. 1906 01:09:11,812 --> 01:09:13,612 RON: I want you to touch me 1907 01:09:13,614 --> 01:09:14,913 where I like. 1908 01:09:14,915 --> 01:09:16,782 My balls, you know? 1909 01:09:16,784 --> 01:09:19,585 CATHY: Oh, you'd like me to touch your balls. 1910 01:09:19,587 --> 01:09:21,853 You want me to touch your balls, do you? 1911 01:09:21,855 --> 01:09:23,956 - RON: Yes, I do. - CATHY: How badly do you 1912 01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,558 want me to tug at your balls? 1913 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,859 RON: I want you to rip them off my body. 1914 01:09:27,861 --> 01:09:29,895 - That's what I want. - Mm, I don't really believe you. 1915 01:09:29,897 --> 01:09:31,596 I don't believe you want it bad enough. 1916 01:09:31,598 --> 01:09:33,032 RON: I want it bad. Do it. Come on. 1917 01:09:33,034 --> 01:09:34,966 - Really? How bad? - I want it so bad that my balls 1918 01:09:34,968 --> 01:09:36,635 - are going to explode. - Ooh, are they gonna explode 1919 01:09:36,637 --> 01:09:38,770 into a million little pieces? 1920 01:09:38,772 --> 01:09:40,171 Well, let me tell you something, darling. 1921 01:09:40,173 --> 01:09:41,273 It is your lucky day. 1922 01:09:41,275 --> 01:09:42,675 Because it's Christmas for you. 1923 01:09:42,677 --> 01:09:43,876 - (groans) - RON: Let's go. 1924 01:09:43,878 --> 01:09:45,611 Come on. Come on, do it. 1925 01:09:45,613 --> 01:09:47,712 - You there? - What, this isn't hard enough? 1926 01:09:47,714 --> 01:09:49,115 - RON: Let's go. Come on. - CATHY: Harder? 1927 01:09:49,117 --> 01:09:50,715 RON: Come on, do it, do it. 1928 01:09:50,717 --> 01:09:52,718 - I'm waiting. - Okeydokey. 1929 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,587 CATHY (grunts): Oh, yeah, you like that? 1930 01:09:55,589 --> 01:09:57,756 Hey, man, I don't judge people's sex shit. 1931 01:09:57,758 --> 01:09:59,625 That was ridiculous and stupid. 1932 01:09:59,627 --> 01:10:01,059 Way to take one for the team, guys. 1933 01:10:01,061 --> 01:10:02,728 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here it is. 1934 01:10:02,730 --> 01:10:04,596 "The police came to the lake house. 1935 01:10:04,598 --> 01:10:06,698 Almost lost my flower but didn't quite work out." 1936 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,834 - Flower? - Flower? - He said that? He's a boy. 1937 01:10:08,836 --> 01:10:09,902 LISA: Hub-uh-uh, hub-uh-uh... 1938 01:10:09,904 --> 01:10:11,571 "Heading to the Park West Hotel. 1939 01:10:11,573 --> 01:10:13,072 - We've got the Grand Lux Suite." - Suite? 1940 01:10:13,074 --> 01:10:14,974 "Looks like the little boy is becoming a man." 1941 01:10:14,976 --> 01:10:16,142 Fucking dork. 1942 01:10:16,144 --> 01:10:17,676 Okay, so that was ten minutes ago. 1943 01:10:17,678 --> 01:10:18,844 So they haven't had sex yet. 1944 01:10:18,846 --> 01:10:19,978 We can still catch 'em. 1945 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,846 Okay, let's do this. 1946 01:10:21,848 --> 01:10:23,049 ♪ ♪ 1947 01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:25,017 ♪ I am free, yeah, yeah ♪ 1948 01:10:25,019 --> 01:10:27,185 ♪ Come water me, oh, oh ♪ 1949 01:10:27,187 --> 01:10:29,188 ♪ Love you so, but if you don't ♪ 1950 01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:32,258 ♪ I have to leave, oh, no, whoo ♪ 1951 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,760 ♪ It's hot, I think I wanna kick off both of my socks ♪ 1952 01:10:34,762 --> 01:10:36,929 ♪ I can feel it boilin' up in this pot ♪ 1953 01:10:36,931 --> 01:10:39,965 ♪ A closed mouth don't get fed, is you hungry or not? ♪ 1954 01:10:39,967 --> 01:10:42,902 ♪ Like brr-brr, operator, caboose like choo-choo ♪ 1955 01:10:42,904 --> 01:10:44,769 ♪ Bless my trainer, thank God, thank God, thank God ♪ 1956 01:10:44,771 --> 01:10:46,772 ♪ I'm gettin' thicker, and I got 'em sweatin' ♪ 1957 01:10:46,774 --> 01:10:48,107 ♪ In the middle of the winter ♪ 1958 01:10:48,109 --> 01:10:50,009 ♪ Get up, I don't get dehydrated ♪ 1959 01:10:50,011 --> 01:10:52,877 ♪ I moisturize it daily ♪ 1960 01:10:52,879 --> 01:10:55,648 ♪ I am my inspiration ♪ 1961 01:10:55,650 --> 01:10:57,049 - ♪ I am my inspiration ♪ - ♪ Get up ♪ 1962 01:10:57,051 --> 01:10:59,151 ♪ I am free, yeah, yeah ♪ 1963 01:10:59,153 --> 01:11:01,219 ♪ Come water me, oh, oh ♪ 1964 01:11:01,221 --> 01:11:02,787 ♪ Love you so, but if you don't ♪ 1965 01:11:02,789 --> 01:11:04,892 ♪ Then I have to go. ♪ 1966 01:11:06,694 --> 01:11:07,926 Hey. 1967 01:11:07,928 --> 01:11:09,228 - Hey. - Hey. 1968 01:11:09,230 --> 01:11:11,263 How's she doing? Is she okay? 1969 01:11:11,265 --> 01:11:13,099 No, she's not doing okay. She's bummed. 1970 01:11:13,101 --> 01:11:15,637 She doesn't even want to kiss. And I love kissing. 1971 01:11:17,305 --> 01:11:18,871 Give me your room key. 1972 01:11:18,873 --> 01:11:20,272 - What? Why? - Yeah. 1973 01:11:20,274 --> 01:11:22,308 Give me your room key, and then bring her up 1974 01:11:22,310 --> 01:11:23,912 in like 15 minutes. 1975 01:11:25,046 --> 01:11:26,645 - Okay. - Yes. 1976 01:11:26,647 --> 01:11:27,813 Thanks. You're the man. 1977 01:11:27,815 --> 01:11:29,415 Thank you for this. 1978 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:30,919 (sighs) 1979 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,955 ♪ ♪ 1980 01:11:35,789 --> 01:11:37,255 How we supposed to find them in this place? 1981 01:11:37,257 --> 01:11:38,957 It's got like 20 rooms. 1982 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:40,358 HUNTER: I'm sorry, what the fuck 1983 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,926 are you talking about? 1984 01:11:41,928 --> 01:11:43,929 20? It's got like 200. 1985 01:11:43,931 --> 01:11:45,197 What? 20? 1986 01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:47,233 Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor. 1987 01:11:47,235 --> 01:11:48,667 HUNTER: Go, go, go, go. 1988 01:11:48,669 --> 01:11:50,301 Move. Hurry, Lisa! 1989 01:11:50,303 --> 01:11:54,874 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1990 01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:56,876 ♪ Make it clap like this ♪ 1991 01:11:56,878 --> 01:12:00,015 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance... ♪ 1992 01:12:09,123 --> 01:12:11,059 ♪ ♪ 1993 01:12:31,311 --> 01:12:33,247 ♪ ♪ 1994 01:12:50,731 --> 01:12:52,363 (sighs) 1995 01:12:52,365 --> 01:12:54,368 What am I doing here? 1996 01:13:08,015 --> 01:13:10,017 (door opens) 1997 01:13:13,221 --> 01:13:14,953 Oh, my God. (gasps) 1998 01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:17,089 Oh, my God, my favorite. 1999 01:13:17,091 --> 01:13:18,890 That's so sweet. 2000 01:13:18,892 --> 01:13:20,291 (gasps) Oh, my God. 2001 01:13:20,293 --> 01:13:21,893 This is a dream. 2002 01:13:21,895 --> 01:13:23,194 (gasps) It's, like, perfect. 2003 01:13:23,196 --> 01:13:24,764 That is... It's so nice. 2004 01:13:24,766 --> 01:13:25,898 You're so sweet. 2005 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,899 It actually wasn't me. 2006 01:13:27,901 --> 01:13:29,100 It was Kayla. 2007 01:13:29,102 --> 01:13:30,835 She wanted you to have the perfect night. 2008 01:13:30,837 --> 01:13:32,071 That's why it looks so good. 2009 01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:34,807 Well, why do you look so good? 2010 01:13:34,809 --> 01:13:36,541 (laughing): You're such a dork. 2011 01:13:36,543 --> 01:13:38,245 I-I know. 2012 01:13:40,547 --> 01:13:42,751 - Oh, my God. (gasps) - (Austin chuckles) 2013 01:13:46,921 --> 01:13:49,091 Not as smooth as I could. 2014 01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,527 Let me get my shoes. 2015 01:13:54,529 --> 01:13:55,527 (mouths) 2016 01:13:55,529 --> 01:13:57,465 ♪ ♪ 2017 01:13:58,833 --> 01:13:59,868 Kayla? 2018 01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:07,807 Nobody move. Where's Kayla? 2019 01:14:07,809 --> 01:14:09,845 Kayla? Kayla? 2020 01:14:10,977 --> 01:14:12,478 Get that out of here. 2021 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:14,013 Now, how's this work? Is this...? 2022 01:14:14,015 --> 01:14:15,214 - No, just leave it. - Okay, cool. 2023 01:14:15,216 --> 01:14:16,256 - It's difficult. - Mm-hmm. 2024 01:14:19,419 --> 01:14:21,187 Play sports. 2025 01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:23,154 Mwah. Mwah. 2026 01:14:23,156 --> 01:14:25,957 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 2027 01:14:25,959 --> 01:14:27,326 Mwah. 2028 01:14:27,328 --> 01:14:28,993 And that's that. 2029 01:14:28,995 --> 01:14:32,163 So, you, uh, sure you want to do this? 2030 01:14:32,165 --> 01:14:33,198 Yeah. 2031 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,966 Yes. Fuck yeah. 2032 01:14:34,968 --> 01:14:36,969 You're gonna... you're gonna penis me. 2033 01:14:36,971 --> 01:14:39,304 - Yep. - First, I'm gonna... 2034 01:14:39,306 --> 01:14:41,105 I'm just gonna touch it. 2035 01:14:41,107 --> 01:14:42,608 - You want to touch it? Yeah, you can touch it. - Yeah. 2036 01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:44,475 - Yeah, yeah, go for it. Yeah. - Okay, just, like... 2037 01:14:44,477 --> 01:14:46,478 Oh! Wow! 2038 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,447 Okay. That is, like, the greatest feeling 2039 01:14:48,449 --> 01:14:50,849 I've ever had in my entire life. (moans) 2040 01:14:50,851 --> 01:14:52,917 Really? 2041 01:14:52,919 --> 01:14:55,987 It doesn't just feel like a super dry hand of a friend? 2042 01:14:55,989 --> 01:14:57,992 No. Nope. 2043 01:14:59,092 --> 01:15:00,992 Okay, so... 2044 01:15:00,994 --> 01:15:04,129 do you want to, um... 2045 01:15:04,131 --> 01:15:05,432 put it in? 2046 01:15:08,869 --> 01:15:10,035 No. 2047 01:15:10,037 --> 01:15:11,402 Okay. 2048 01:15:11,404 --> 01:15:13,104 - I can't. I'm sorry. - You know what? 2049 01:15:13,106 --> 01:15:15,640 Look, we don't ha... (yells) 2050 01:15:15,642 --> 01:15:17,376 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 2051 01:15:17,378 --> 01:15:19,277 - Holy shit! - Right there. Look at all of it. 2052 01:15:19,279 --> 01:15:21,145 Oh, my gosh! I gotta get over. 2053 01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,249 - Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - (Sam chuckling) 2054 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:25,117 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2055 01:15:25,119 --> 01:15:27,652 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I just... 2056 01:15:27,654 --> 01:15:29,889 - It's okay. - I was thinking about it and you, 2057 01:15:29,891 --> 01:15:31,924 and then it just... I'm sorry. 2058 01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:33,358 - (Chad panting) - (Sam chuckles) 2059 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,227 My God. 2060 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:36,895 You're amazing. 2061 01:15:36,897 --> 01:15:38,930 I know we're still virgins, 2062 01:15:38,932 --> 01:15:41,466 but I feel different, you know? 2063 01:15:41,468 --> 01:15:44,002 Yeah. 2064 01:15:44,004 --> 01:15:45,440 I know. 2065 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:51,076 You ready to, uh, do this? 2066 01:15:51,078 --> 01:15:53,178 Wait. 2067 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:56,048 Wait. Um... 2068 01:15:56,050 --> 01:15:58,384 Ah, shit. 2069 01:15:58,386 --> 01:16:00,055 Shit. 2070 01:16:02,022 --> 01:16:04,255 Maybe Julie was right. 2071 01:16:04,257 --> 01:16:06,959 Like, maybe losing your virginity 2072 01:16:06,961 --> 01:16:09,193 doesn't have to be perfect, but... 2073 01:16:09,195 --> 01:16:10,996 I feel like it should just be, like, 2074 01:16:10,998 --> 01:16:13,165 a little bit more special than this, you know? 2075 01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:14,700 - Yeah. - Like, not cheesy, but... 2076 01:16:14,702 --> 01:16:17,202 Like, if I was hard-pressed right now, 2077 01:16:17,204 --> 01:16:20,038 I don't think I could remember your last name. 2078 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,040 - It's Aldrich. - Aldrich. 2079 01:16:21,042 --> 01:16:23,108 I thought it was Ostrich. 2080 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:25,376 I-I didn't realize that you're a virgin. 2081 01:16:25,378 --> 01:16:27,545 - You know? - Yeah. 2082 01:16:27,547 --> 01:16:31,383 Um, but, like, I'd still be down to do it, 2083 01:16:31,385 --> 01:16:33,184 but maybe, like, you know, 2084 01:16:33,186 --> 01:16:35,254 when we get to know each other a little more. 2085 01:16:35,256 --> 01:16:37,055 Like, maybe Monday or something? 2086 01:16:37,057 --> 01:16:39,491 - Yeah. - Not to, like, plan it and be weird, but, like... 2087 01:16:39,493 --> 01:16:41,292 No, no, I can look at my schedule 2088 01:16:41,294 --> 01:16:42,961 - and see if it's... (chuckles) - (laughing): Okay. 2089 01:16:42,963 --> 01:16:44,395 Pencil it in. 2090 01:16:44,397 --> 01:16:46,398 Um, yeah, that's cool. 2091 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,200 - Okay, cool. - Um, let's just relax. 2092 01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:50,335 We could do, like, some light journaling or something. 2093 01:16:50,337 --> 01:16:53,339 Yeah, yeah, we could... we could do that. 2094 01:16:53,341 --> 01:16:58,309 Or we could do, like, other stuff. 2095 01:16:58,311 --> 01:17:00,312 Yeah? Like what? 2096 01:17:00,314 --> 01:17:02,480 Like... 2097 01:17:02,482 --> 01:17:05,617 not sex, but... 2098 01:17:05,619 --> 01:17:09,388 I'm still down for pleasure. 2099 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:11,092 (Connor chuckles) 2100 01:17:14,995 --> 01:17:16,327 (exhales sharply) 2101 01:17:16,329 --> 01:17:18,330 You got this. 2102 01:17:18,332 --> 01:17:19,398 Hey, guys. What's up? 2103 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,203 Anyone seen Sam? Anyone seen Sam? 2104 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,340 Chad! 2105 01:17:29,342 --> 01:17:30,341 Fuck. 2106 01:17:30,343 --> 01:17:31,980 Get out of the way. 2107 01:17:34,248 --> 01:17:35,747 (grunts) Jesus! 2108 01:17:35,749 --> 01:17:38,282 (both groaning) 2109 01:17:38,284 --> 01:17:39,718 What the f...? 2110 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,185 You again? 2111 01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:42,520 - You! - What the fuck? 2112 01:17:42,522 --> 01:17:44,156 What's your beef with me, dude? 2113 01:17:44,158 --> 01:17:45,390 I don't know who the fuck you are! 2114 01:17:45,392 --> 01:17:47,393 I'm Jake motherfucking Donahue. 2115 01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:49,394 That name means nothing to me. 2116 01:17:49,396 --> 01:17:51,362 Do you know what it's like to be humiliated 2117 01:17:51,364 --> 01:17:52,730 in front of everyone you know 2118 01:17:52,732 --> 01:17:54,636 and have to seek redemption for that? 2119 01:17:55,770 --> 01:17:58,103 Actually, yes, I do. 2120 01:17:58,105 --> 01:18:01,240 Kayla? Kayla? 2121 01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:02,741 Kayla? Get the hell away 2122 01:18:02,743 --> 01:18:05,143 from my daughter, you little piece of shit! 2123 01:18:05,145 --> 01:18:06,812 - Dad, what the...? - (Connor screams) 2124 01:18:06,814 --> 01:18:08,380 KAYLA: Oh, my God! 2125 01:18:08,382 --> 01:18:10,148 You okay? He didn't hurt you, did he? 2126 01:18:10,150 --> 01:18:11,617 What? No, he didn't hurt me. 2127 01:18:11,619 --> 01:18:13,652 Holy shit! Connor. 2128 01:18:13,654 --> 01:18:15,386 - CONNOR: Ow. - Oh, my God, are you okay? 2129 01:18:15,388 --> 01:18:17,089 I'm actually totally fine. 2130 01:18:17,091 --> 01:18:18,490 Connor, I'm so sorry. 2131 01:18:18,492 --> 01:18:19,524 - Are you okay, though? - Yeah, please... 2132 01:18:19,526 --> 01:18:20,725 Are you sure? 2133 01:18:20,727 --> 01:18:22,827 Dad, what the... what are you doing here? 2134 01:18:22,829 --> 01:18:24,595 I've been following you around all night. 2135 01:18:24,597 --> 01:18:26,365 Are you ser...? Oh, my God. 2136 01:18:26,367 --> 01:18:27,733 You've been following me? 2137 01:18:27,735 --> 01:18:29,434 - Are you crazy? - You gave me no choice. 2138 01:18:29,436 --> 01:18:30,702 You're in over your head with this kid. 2139 01:18:30,704 --> 01:18:32,170 I am not some pathetic 2140 01:18:32,172 --> 01:18:33,538 damsel in distress that needs saving. 2141 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,107 - I can handle myself. - No, you can't. 2142 01:18:35,109 --> 01:18:36,541 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't. 2143 01:18:36,543 --> 01:18:39,077 - Yes, I can. - Kayla, you can't. 2144 01:18:39,079 --> 01:18:41,080 And that's why I'm here. 2145 01:18:41,082 --> 01:18:42,249 It's my job. 2146 01:18:43,851 --> 01:18:45,451 Oh. 2147 01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:47,752 Yeah, so you just don't think 2148 01:18:47,754 --> 01:18:51,423 I can make my own decisions and handle myself. 2149 01:18:51,425 --> 01:18:53,660 That really fucking sucks. 2150 01:18:57,163 --> 01:18:59,764 (sighs) Kayla... 2151 01:18:59,766 --> 01:19:02,701 Kayla, I'm just trying to figure this thing out. 2152 01:19:02,703 --> 01:19:06,040 God. Why is sex even bad? 2153 01:19:08,775 --> 01:19:10,509 (sighs) 2154 01:19:10,511 --> 01:19:12,678 I-I don't know. I don't know. It's... 2155 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:14,612 It's not... You know, it's... 2156 01:19:14,614 --> 01:19:16,550 I don't know. 2157 01:19:17,717 --> 01:19:19,550 I'm... 2158 01:19:19,552 --> 01:19:22,688 I'm just trying to be the best dad I can be. 2159 01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:25,256 Well, you are. 2160 01:19:25,258 --> 01:19:28,292 You taught me everything. 2161 01:19:28,294 --> 01:19:30,595 You built me up. 2162 01:19:30,597 --> 01:19:32,663 Made me strong. 2163 01:19:32,665 --> 01:19:35,367 You made me into who I am. 2164 01:19:35,369 --> 01:19:37,768 Like, that's... (chuckles) 2165 01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:41,540 You did not have to save me tonight, Dad. 2166 01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:45,680 You taught me how to do that a long time ago. 2167 01:19:46,779 --> 01:19:48,215 And I love you for it. 2168 01:19:50,618 --> 01:19:52,687 Best coach ever. (chuckles) 2169 01:19:57,557 --> 01:20:00,259 Thank you. Thank you. 2170 01:20:00,261 --> 01:20:03,228 - (sniffling) - Oh, Dad, come on. 2171 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:04,766 Come on, toughen up. 2172 01:20:06,467 --> 01:20:08,367 It was just really nice what you said. 2173 01:20:08,369 --> 01:20:10,301 (sniffs) It's good. It's good. 2174 01:20:10,303 --> 01:20:11,670 I mean it. 2175 01:20:11,672 --> 01:20:13,839 Thanks. I feel like... 2176 01:20:13,841 --> 01:20:17,643 like Phil Jackson when he was coaching the Bulls, 2177 01:20:17,645 --> 01:20:21,479 and... and then the... and they were so good. 2178 01:20:21,481 --> 01:20:22,915 - (Kayla chuckles) - (Mitchell sniffs) 2179 01:20:22,917 --> 01:20:25,216 - That's how I feel right now. - Yeah. 2180 01:20:25,218 --> 01:20:28,187 AUSTIN: I should have taken my socks off first. 2181 01:20:28,189 --> 01:20:29,921 (both laughing) 2182 01:20:29,923 --> 01:20:32,957 Now, I'm just warning you, I've practiced a few times, 2183 01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:35,460 - but this might not go that well. - That doesn't look right. 2184 01:20:35,462 --> 01:20:36,929 - Yeah, all right. - I think you need another one. 2185 01:20:36,931 --> 01:20:39,264 - I think we need another one, too. - Wait, wait. 2186 01:20:39,266 --> 01:20:40,831 We have to do our dance. 2187 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:42,667 - We have to. Like, yeah, yeah. - What, now? 2188 01:20:42,669 --> 01:20:44,736 - Naked? - No, get me one of those, um... 2189 01:20:44,738 --> 01:20:46,505 the hotel robes. I want to feel fabulous. 2190 01:20:46,507 --> 01:20:48,240 (laughing): Okay. 2191 01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:49,577 Coming right up, milady. 2192 01:20:52,879 --> 01:20:55,514 ♪ Your shadow running around ♪ 2193 01:20:55,516 --> 01:20:57,816 ♪ It's funny how things never change ♪ 2194 01:20:57,818 --> 01:20:59,818 ♪ In this old town ♪ 2195 01:20:59,820 --> 01:21:01,385 ♪ So far ♪ 2196 01:21:01,387 --> 01:21:02,955 (chuckling) 2197 01:21:02,957 --> 01:21:05,256 ♪ From the stars... ♪ 2198 01:21:05,258 --> 01:21:08,327 AUSTIN: We're gonna christen every corner of this room. 2199 01:21:08,329 --> 01:21:11,362 And when we're done, let's FaceTime my parents. 2200 01:21:11,364 --> 01:21:12,764 JULIE: Okay, but right now, 2201 01:21:12,766 --> 01:21:14,933 I want you to stare into my eyes. 2202 01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:16,535 - AUSTIN: What? - JULIE: Mm-hmm. 2203 01:21:16,537 --> 01:21:18,970 I just want, like, a real connection. 2204 01:21:18,972 --> 01:21:21,907 AUSTIN: So you just want me to look straight into your eyes 2205 01:21:21,909 --> 01:21:23,709 for the next three minutes and 37 seconds? 2206 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:24,809 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 2207 01:21:24,811 --> 01:21:27,448 ♪ Wish I was there with you now ♪ 2208 01:21:29,682 --> 01:21:31,817 ♪ If the whole world was watching ♪ 2209 01:21:31,819 --> 01:21:33,518 ♪ I'd still dance with you ♪ 2210 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,819 Look at me. 2211 01:21:34,821 --> 01:21:36,688 ♪ Drive highways and byways ♪ 2212 01:21:36,690 --> 01:21:38,790 ♪ To be there with you ♪ 2213 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:42,995 ♪ Over and over the only truth ♪ 2214 01:21:42,997 --> 01:21:47,432 ♪ Everything comes back to you ♪ 2215 01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:49,204 (electrical buzzing) 2216 01:21:54,007 --> 01:21:58,277 ♪ I saw that you moved on with someone new ♪ 2217 01:21:58,279 --> 01:22:00,578 ♪ In the pub that we met ♪ 2218 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:02,447 ♪ He's got his arms around you ♪ 2219 01:22:02,449 --> 01:22:05,553 ♪ It's so hard ♪ 2220 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:10,624 ♪ So hard ♪ 2221 01:22:12,059 --> 01:22:14,626 ♪ And I want to tell you everything ♪ 2222 01:22:14,628 --> 01:22:19,234 ♪ The words I never got to say the first time around ♪ 2223 01:22:20,967 --> 01:22:23,669 ♪ And I remember everything ♪ 2224 01:22:23,671 --> 01:22:25,437 ♪ From when we were the children ♪ 2225 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:27,438 ♪ Playing in this fairground ♪ 2226 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:29,443 ♪ Wish I was there with you now ♪ 2227 01:22:32,579 --> 01:22:35,613 ♪ 'Cause if the whole world was watching, I'd still... ♪ 2228 01:22:35,615 --> 01:22:37,551 ♪ ♪ 2229 01:22:49,395 --> 01:22:50,929 (knocking) 2230 01:22:50,931 --> 01:22:52,563 - Dad? - Where is he? 2231 01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:54,765 - What are you doing here? - Chad? 2232 01:22:54,767 --> 01:22:56,568 Hey, Chad, you motherfucker. 2233 01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:58,804 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 2234 01:22:58,806 --> 01:23:00,471 Did he make you do something you don't want to do? 2235 01:23:00,473 --> 01:23:01,706 'Cause I don't care if he's 2236 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:02,941 the fucking coolest kid in school. 2237 01:23:02,943 --> 01:23:04,376 I'm gonna shove his fedora 2238 01:23:04,378 --> 01:23:06,877 so far up his ass, it'll be a hat. 2239 01:23:06,879 --> 01:23:09,747 No, Dad, we didn't do it. 2240 01:23:09,749 --> 01:23:11,116 All right? And even if we did, 2241 01:23:11,118 --> 01:23:14,022 it would be none of your business. 2242 01:23:16,890 --> 01:23:20,692 It's just, I was worried about you. 2243 01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:21,928 Well, that's a first. 2244 01:23:23,396 --> 01:23:25,730 I deserve that. (sighs) 2245 01:23:25,732 --> 01:23:26,997 Sam, I gotta tell you something, 2246 01:23:26,999 --> 01:23:28,935 and I'm just gonna say it. 2247 01:23:31,739 --> 01:23:33,341 (Hunter groans) 2248 01:23:34,807 --> 01:23:37,509 (Hunter sighs) 2249 01:23:37,511 --> 01:23:42,684 Sam, I have realized over the last few years... 2250 01:23:44,418 --> 01:23:46,518 ...that I have made a big mistake in my life. 2251 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:48,656 What, like cheating on my mom? 2252 01:23:49,823 --> 01:23:51,723 Well, no. Marrying your mom. 2253 01:23:51,725 --> 01:23:53,125 But no, that... that wasn't a mistake, 2254 01:23:53,127 --> 01:23:55,426 because then I wouldn't have had you. 2255 01:23:55,428 --> 01:23:57,161 (stammers) 2256 01:23:57,163 --> 01:24:02,733 I've made lots of mistakes, but th-the big mistake... 2257 01:24:02,735 --> 01:24:08,506 is that I let what happened between your mom and I 2258 01:24:08,508 --> 01:24:11,511 get in the way of our relationship. 2259 01:24:15,114 --> 01:24:16,650 I'm sorry. 2260 01:24:18,185 --> 01:24:22,787 And I hope that we can start over and... 2261 01:24:22,789 --> 01:24:26,491 build up our relationship again because... 2262 01:24:26,493 --> 01:24:28,096 you're my only kid. 2263 01:24:29,863 --> 01:24:31,462 And I'm your only dad. 2264 01:24:31,464 --> 01:24:32,730 Well, Frank is... 2265 01:24:32,732 --> 01:24:33,999 Fuck Frank. 2266 01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:35,002 (chuckles) 2267 01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:39,703 Frank's fine. 2268 01:24:39,705 --> 01:24:43,675 Dad, can I tell you something now? 2269 01:24:43,677 --> 01:24:44,742 Yes. 2270 01:24:44,744 --> 01:24:46,111 Yes, yes, yes, anything. 2271 01:24:46,113 --> 01:24:48,082 I'm a lesbian. 2272 01:24:54,555 --> 01:24:56,089 (quietly): Give me your hand. 2273 01:24:58,225 --> 01:24:59,758 What does your mom think? 2274 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:00,828 She doesn't know. 2275 01:25:05,665 --> 01:25:07,732 You told me before you told your mom? 2276 01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:10,100 - Yeah. - (crying): That's big news. 2277 01:25:10,102 --> 01:25:12,470 She doesn't know? 2278 01:25:12,472 --> 01:25:14,538 - You didn't tell Frank? - No. 2279 01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:16,878 (Hunter sobbing) 2280 01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:25,817 (sighs, sniffs) 2281 01:25:25,819 --> 01:25:27,885 Okay. Over. 2282 01:25:27,887 --> 01:25:29,955 (crying): Crying is over. 2283 01:25:29,957 --> 01:25:31,156 What do your girlfriends think? 2284 01:25:31,158 --> 01:25:32,991 No, I'm too nervous. I can't tell them. 2285 01:25:32,993 --> 01:25:35,059 You're nervous to tell Kayla and Julie? 2286 01:25:35,061 --> 01:25:38,630 It's just... I don't want to lose my two best friends. 2287 01:25:38,632 --> 01:25:40,799 This is the stuff you tell the people you care about. 2288 01:25:40,801 --> 01:25:43,702 You think they're not gonna support you because you're gay? 2289 01:25:43,704 --> 01:25:46,938 They would support you if you were a vampire. 2290 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:48,974 They would support you more. 2291 01:25:48,976 --> 01:25:51,242 - With all the Twilight shit. - (Sam laughs) 2292 01:25:51,244 --> 01:25:53,911 - Do we still like Twilight? - Definitely not. 2293 01:25:53,913 --> 01:25:55,980 (laughing): No, no. 2294 01:25:55,982 --> 01:25:57,685 Oh, God. 2295 01:25:58,952 --> 01:26:00,986 Thanks for showing up. 2296 01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:02,086 Really. 2297 01:26:02,088 --> 01:26:05,023 But you should probably leave 2298 01:26:05,025 --> 01:26:07,826 because it's insane that you even came here 2299 01:26:07,828 --> 01:26:10,094 in the first place. 2300 01:26:10,096 --> 01:26:12,029 I'd love to get a picture with you. 2301 01:26:12,031 --> 01:26:13,697 Yeah. 2302 01:26:13,699 --> 01:26:15,733 Great. Okay. 2303 01:26:15,735 --> 01:26:17,301 Just gonna stand on this. 2304 01:26:17,303 --> 01:26:19,737 Yeah, you know... you know the drill. Come on. 2305 01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:21,238 Come on. Here we go. 2306 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,477 Gotta turn it around here. 2307 01:26:26,747 --> 01:26:28,580 Dad, you're not taking it. 2308 01:26:28,582 --> 01:26:29,851 It's... 2309 01:26:31,717 --> 01:26:34,184 What? 2310 01:26:34,186 --> 01:26:36,821 I'll remember this. 2311 01:26:36,823 --> 01:26:38,188 Come on. 2312 01:26:38,190 --> 01:26:39,957 Oh, my God. 2313 01:26:39,959 --> 01:26:41,693 HUNTER: What's up, dawg? 2314 01:26:41,695 --> 01:26:44,062 So, I just, uh... 2315 01:26:44,064 --> 01:26:46,598 parented the shit out of Sam. 2316 01:26:46,601 --> 01:26:48,265 And I feel, uh... 2317 01:26:48,267 --> 01:26:50,335 oh, God, like, uh... 2318 01:26:50,337 --> 01:26:52,237 pride, I think. 2319 01:26:52,239 --> 01:26:53,737 - That's it. - It's new. 2320 01:26:53,739 --> 01:26:55,072 Good for you, man. 2321 01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:56,206 Thanks. 2322 01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,274 Well done, my friend. 2323 01:26:57,276 --> 01:26:58,710 - Thank you. - Well done. 2324 01:26:58,712 --> 01:27:00,178 How'd it go with Kayla? 2325 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:01,880 Put Connor through a wall. 2326 01:27:01,882 --> 01:27:03,648 Are you serious? 2327 01:27:03,650 --> 01:27:05,584 (chuckling): Yeah. He's okay. 2328 01:27:05,586 --> 01:27:07,018 Yeah, he's lighter than I thought. 2329 01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,185 (both laughing) 2330 01:27:08,187 --> 01:27:09,821 Hey. 2331 01:27:09,823 --> 01:27:10,988 Hi. 2332 01:27:10,990 --> 01:27:13,625 So, Julie's, um... 2333 01:27:13,627 --> 01:27:15,093 Julie's having sex right now. 2334 01:27:15,095 --> 01:27:17,629 - Okay. And sit down. - Wowie. 2335 01:27:17,631 --> 01:27:18,996 Yeah. 2336 01:27:18,998 --> 01:27:20,898 But it's good. It's fine, right? 2337 01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:22,800 I mean, you have to do that eventually. 2338 01:27:22,802 --> 01:27:23,969 Right? 2339 01:27:23,971 --> 01:27:25,636 - Are you good? - Yeah. 2340 01:27:25,638 --> 01:27:28,173 They seem like they really like each other, and that's nice. 2341 01:27:28,175 --> 01:27:31,776 That's a good thing, but it's just a little, you know, scary, 2342 01:27:31,778 --> 01:27:34,679 because what if he doesn't know how to do it right? 2343 01:27:34,681 --> 01:27:37,182 You know, like, what if he doesn't know where to put it? 2344 01:27:37,184 --> 01:27:38,983 But he knows, right? Should I go back up there? 2345 01:27:38,985 --> 01:27:40,885 - No. No, no, no, no. - No, no, he'll figure it out. 2346 01:27:40,887 --> 01:27:42,053 - No, no. - It's one or the other. 2347 01:27:42,055 --> 01:27:44,089 Nope. You stay right here. 2348 01:27:44,091 --> 01:27:46,627 Do you want to have a drink right now? 2349 01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:49,693 You mean, like, hang out? 2350 01:27:49,695 --> 01:27:50,694 Yeah. 2351 01:27:50,696 --> 01:27:53,063 Yes, I do. 2352 01:27:53,065 --> 01:27:54,933 I'm in. I'm definitely in. 2353 01:27:54,935 --> 01:27:57,801 Um, we will be having some shots of alcohol, please. 2354 01:27:57,803 --> 01:27:58,902 Yes, we will. 2355 01:27:58,904 --> 01:27:59,938 This is crazy. 2356 01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:01,339 (all laughing) 2357 01:28:01,341 --> 01:28:02,974 - This is... - Well, I'm going to, uh... 2358 01:28:02,976 --> 01:28:06,844 let you guys have your fun, and I will, uh... 2359 01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:08,982 I-I will see you guys around. 2360 01:28:13,919 --> 01:28:15,655 Hey! 2361 01:28:17,056 --> 01:28:18,693 You, too. 2362 01:28:20,159 --> 01:28:21,893 Yeah. 2363 01:28:21,895 --> 01:28:23,394 Right. 2364 01:28:23,396 --> 01:28:25,196 Fuck yeah. 2365 01:28:25,198 --> 01:28:27,165 - Piña colada. - (Lisa laughs) 2366 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,736 Just get him a shot. 2367 01:28:29,802 --> 01:28:31,335 LISA: Cheers. 2368 01:28:31,337 --> 01:28:32,770 What a night, guys. 2369 01:28:32,772 --> 01:28:34,240 HUNTER: That's beautiful. 2370 01:28:36,943 --> 01:28:40,010 So, I don't think the kid at the lake house 2371 01:28:40,012 --> 01:28:41,712 was actually butt-chugging. 2372 01:28:41,714 --> 01:28:42,947 - LISA: Definitely. - HUNTER: Yeah. 2373 01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:44,282 - MITCHELL: What? - Yep. - Yeah. 2374 01:28:44,284 --> 01:28:46,917 And so he threw me through a table, uh... 2375 01:28:46,919 --> 01:28:48,219 - KAYLA: I'm so sorry. - CONNOR: No, it was cool. 2376 01:28:48,221 --> 01:28:50,220 I, like... I kind of feel fine. 2377 01:28:50,222 --> 01:28:52,157 - All right, see you. - It's cool. - See you. 2378 01:28:52,159 --> 01:28:53,358 CONNOR: Hey, guys. 2379 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:54,725 Austin, uh, let's go 2380 01:28:54,727 --> 01:28:55,859 - get a drink, man. - Yeah, sure. 2381 01:28:55,861 --> 01:28:57,062 KAYLA: Want a fry? 2382 01:28:57,064 --> 01:28:59,066 So badly. (laughs) 2383 01:29:00,734 --> 01:29:02,434 SAM: Can I have a fry, too? 2384 01:29:02,436 --> 01:29:04,335 - Yeah. - Yes. 2385 01:29:04,337 --> 01:29:05,370 (laughing) 2386 01:29:05,372 --> 01:29:06,837 So... 2387 01:29:06,839 --> 01:29:09,340 I... I couldn't go through with it. 2388 01:29:09,342 --> 01:29:12,346 Yes, I didn't. No. 2389 01:29:13,413 --> 01:29:14,712 (Sam gasps) 2390 01:29:14,714 --> 01:29:16,246 (all laughing) 2391 01:29:16,248 --> 01:29:17,749 Holy shit. 2392 01:29:17,751 --> 01:29:19,283 You're a woman amongst girls. 2393 01:29:19,285 --> 01:29:21,018 - Julie. - Yeah. - Congratu-fuck-ulations. 2394 01:29:21,020 --> 01:29:23,321 - Thank you. Thank you. - How was it? 2395 01:29:23,323 --> 01:29:24,788 Honestly, it was a little painful, 2396 01:29:24,790 --> 01:29:27,058 kind of fast and kind of awkward, 2397 01:29:27,060 --> 01:29:28,492 but absolutely perfect. 2398 01:29:28,494 --> 01:29:29,960 Aw! 2399 01:29:29,962 --> 01:29:30,961 (all laugh) 2400 01:29:30,963 --> 01:29:32,730 You guys, so much... 2401 01:29:32,732 --> 01:29:34,331 so much went down tonight. 2402 01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:35,332 SAM: I know. 2403 01:29:35,334 --> 01:29:37,434 Including Connor. 2404 01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:39,437 - No. - KAYLA: Let's just say... 2405 01:29:39,439 --> 01:29:41,773 The Chef went out to eat... 2406 01:29:41,775 --> 01:29:43,241 my pussy. 2407 01:29:43,243 --> 01:29:44,475 (all laughing) 2408 01:29:44,477 --> 01:29:45,910 It was good. 2409 01:29:45,912 --> 01:29:47,344 CHAD (over speakers): Ba-ba-ba! 2410 01:29:47,346 --> 01:29:49,346 - DJ Chad. - Is that Chad? 2411 01:29:49,348 --> 01:29:52,050 - That's Chad. Chad! - That's Chad. 2412 01:29:52,052 --> 01:29:53,785 - CHAD: ♪ Scream my name ♪ - Yes, Chad! 2413 01:29:53,787 --> 01:29:55,786 Holy shit. Fuck yeah, Chad! 2414 01:29:55,788 --> 01:29:57,354 ♪ I love me, gonna love myself ♪ 2415 01:29:57,356 --> 01:30:00,258 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else, hey ♪ 2416 01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:02,827 ♪ Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else ♪ 2417 01:30:02,829 --> 01:30:05,063 ♪ I love me, can't help myself ♪ 2418 01:30:05,065 --> 01:30:06,965 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else ♪ 2419 01:30:06,967 --> 01:30:10,100 ♪ Any time, day or night... ♪ 2420 01:30:10,102 --> 01:30:12,303 Guys, I got to tell you something. 2421 01:30:12,305 --> 01:30:14,171 Okay, okay. 2422 01:30:14,173 --> 01:30:17,175 (indistinct whispering) 2423 01:30:17,177 --> 01:30:18,542 Really? 2424 01:30:18,544 --> 01:30:19,877 - Yeah. - Wait, you are? 2425 01:30:19,879 --> 01:30:21,545 Yeah. 2426 01:30:21,547 --> 01:30:23,180 I love you. 2427 01:30:23,182 --> 01:30:24,816 Forever. 2428 01:30:24,818 --> 01:30:26,416 And you, too. 2429 01:30:26,418 --> 01:30:28,419 Oh, my God! 2430 01:30:28,421 --> 01:30:30,287 - I love you. Hold on. - Sam, come here, you. 2431 01:30:30,289 --> 01:30:31,822 Excuse me. 2432 01:30:31,824 --> 01:30:33,291 I can't believe you didn't tell us. 2433 01:30:33,293 --> 01:30:34,526 Yay! 2434 01:30:34,528 --> 01:30:36,463 (Kayla imitates trumpet fanfare) 2435 01:30:38,431 --> 01:30:39,863 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 2436 01:30:39,865 --> 01:30:41,265 - Hey. - Hi. 2437 01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:43,167 Oh. 2438 01:30:43,169 --> 01:30:46,039 Uh, Julie, I think we got something over here. 2439 01:30:47,841 --> 01:30:49,243 Dope cape. 2440 01:30:50,944 --> 01:30:52,343 (chuckles) 2441 01:30:52,345 --> 01:30:54,344 And I'm not... 2442 01:30:54,346 --> 01:30:55,982 misreading things. 2443 01:30:58,851 --> 01:31:02,853 ♪ I love me, gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else ♪ 2444 01:31:02,855 --> 01:31:04,822 ♪ Hey, gonna love myself ♪ 2445 01:31:04,824 --> 01:31:06,825 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else ♪ 2446 01:31:06,827 --> 01:31:08,859 ♪ I love me, can't help myself ♪ 2447 01:31:08,861 --> 01:31:10,894 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else ♪ 2448 01:31:10,896 --> 01:31:13,598 ♪ Any time, day or night ♪ 2449 01:31:13,601 --> 01:31:16,401 ♪ I love me, gonna love myself ♪ 2450 01:31:16,403 --> 01:31:18,506 ♪ No, I don't need anybody else... ♪ 2451 01:31:20,873 --> 01:31:23,273 So you'll call me every day till you get to L.A., right? 2452 01:31:23,275 --> 01:31:24,876 Yeah, and then, like, every day after that. 2453 01:31:24,878 --> 01:31:26,010 Okay. 2454 01:31:26,012 --> 01:31:27,245 I'm gonna miss you so much. 2455 01:31:27,247 --> 01:31:29,147 You're gonna be okay, though. 2456 01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:30,480 Are you gonna be okay? 2457 01:31:30,482 --> 01:31:31,916 Yeah, I'm fine. 2458 01:31:31,918 --> 01:31:34,051 It's the weirdest thing because... 2459 01:31:34,053 --> 01:31:39,023 I have been worried about this day for 18 years, 2460 01:31:39,025 --> 01:31:42,492 and then I wake up this morning, and... 2461 01:31:42,494 --> 01:31:44,429 (chuckles) nothing. 2462 01:31:44,431 --> 01:31:46,197 Like, I don't feel emotional at all. 2463 01:31:46,199 --> 01:31:48,398 I just feel, like... 2464 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:50,335 - It's so bizarre. - Mm-hmm. 2465 01:31:50,337 --> 01:31:51,935 What is that? 2466 01:31:51,937 --> 01:31:53,203 It's, like, splashing on me. 2467 01:31:53,205 --> 01:31:55,005 I know. Isn't that so strange? 2468 01:31:55,007 --> 01:31:56,142 Yeah. 2469 01:31:58,244 --> 01:31:59,579 I love you, Mom. 2470 01:32:00,881 --> 01:32:02,182 I love you. 2471 01:32:04,316 --> 01:32:05,649 No, I have money. I... 2472 01:32:05,651 --> 01:32:07,417 Lisa, tell him I can afford br... 2473 01:32:07,419 --> 01:32:10,188 Hmm. Sorry. Sorry. 2474 01:32:10,190 --> 01:32:12,223 - KAYLA: All right, come on. - (horn honks) 2475 01:32:12,225 --> 01:32:14,091 Let's get this road trip started! 2476 01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,526 - SAM: We're waiting for you! - I love you. 2477 01:32:15,528 --> 01:32:17,629 - Bye. - Okay. 2478 01:32:17,631 --> 01:32:19,834 Oh, hold on. Let me take a video. 2479 01:32:24,037 --> 01:32:25,972 (squeals, laughs) 2480 01:32:30,276 --> 01:32:32,510 - I love you. - LISA: I love you. 2481 01:32:32,512 --> 01:32:34,211 Bye, Mom. 2482 01:32:34,213 --> 01:32:35,612 - HUNTER: I love you. - SAM: Okay, bye. 2483 01:32:35,614 --> 01:32:37,180 - Mwah! - KAYLA: See you. 2484 01:32:37,182 --> 01:32:39,082 Drop Julie off in Cali, and then you and Kayla 2485 01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:40,451 - come right back home. - That's a, a big maybe. 2486 01:32:40,453 --> 01:32:42,019 - And text, please. Please. - JULIE: Hey. 2487 01:32:42,021 --> 01:32:43,487 Take care of my mom, you two, okay? 2488 01:32:43,489 --> 01:32:45,223 - HUNTER: We will. All right. - CONNOR: Later, big guy. 2489 01:32:45,225 --> 01:32:47,125 - Bye, Dad. - I'm going to college! - Bye! 2490 01:32:47,127 --> 01:32:48,660 MITCHELL: Drive careful, young man. That's precious cargo. 2491 01:32:48,662 --> 01:32:50,422 - (Kayla and Sam whooping) - JULIE: Love you! 2492 01:32:51,498 --> 01:32:53,230 - Aw. - Come on. 2493 01:32:53,232 --> 01:32:54,598 - Guys. - Come on. - LISA: We did it. 2494 01:32:54,601 --> 01:32:56,934 We did it. We did it. 2495 01:32:56,936 --> 01:32:58,135 - We parented. - (Lisa sighs) 2496 01:32:58,137 --> 01:32:59,970 - We did it. - We did it. 2497 01:32:59,972 --> 01:33:01,438 (Lisa sighs) 2498 01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:04,709 - (cell phone chiming) - Oh, it's Julie. 2499 01:33:04,711 --> 01:33:07,210 Oh, I must have been accidentally added to the... 2500 01:33:07,212 --> 01:33:08,947 the group conversation. 2501 01:33:08,949 --> 01:33:10,715 - Oh, well, should probably leave. - What's, uh... 2502 01:33:10,717 --> 01:33:12,483 "Can't-can't believe we're on our own now." 2503 01:33:12,485 --> 01:33:13,651 - (chuckles) - Aw, that's sweet. - Yeah. 2504 01:33:13,653 --> 01:33:15,486 "We're gonna get lit af." 2505 01:33:15,488 --> 01:33:17,188 "Lit A.F." 2506 01:33:17,190 --> 01:33:19,157 - That's not great. - (cell phone chimes) 2507 01:33:19,159 --> 01:33:20,992 No, it's... they're gonna get literature. African literature. 2508 01:33:20,994 --> 01:33:22,626 You think that's what "lit A.F." means? 2509 01:33:22,628 --> 01:33:24,394 You think they're talking to each other about, like... 2510 01:33:24,396 --> 01:33:26,130 - "Lit A.F." - "Can The Chef get us..." 2511 01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:27,331 MITCHELL: Trees? What the hell's trees? 2512 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:29,067 HUNTER: Trees mean weed. I told you that. 2513 01:33:29,069 --> 01:33:30,702 - Mushrooms, pills. - MITCHELL: No, the pills are... 2514 01:33:30,704 --> 01:33:32,069 Kayla's allergy. That's Claritin. 2515 01:33:32,071 --> 01:33:33,136 It's not Claritin. Look. 2516 01:33:33,138 --> 01:33:34,304 Snowflakes. That's blow. 2517 01:33:34,306 --> 01:33:36,040 "#NoParentsNoRules. 2518 01:33:36,042 --> 01:33:39,577 # MadDrugs. # NoCondoms." 2519 01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,278 Why would they hashtag that? 2520 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:43,380 Wait, I'm sorry. Is that a needle and an eggplant? 2521 01:33:43,382 --> 01:33:46,684 What, are they gonna inject heroin into some guy's dick? 2522 01:33:46,686 --> 01:33:48,018 - Let's go. - Let's get in the car. 2523 01:33:48,020 --> 01:33:49,153 - I'll drive. - I'm sitting behind you. 2524 01:33:49,155 --> 01:33:51,188 - (cell phone chiming) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 2525 01:33:51,190 --> 01:33:52,290 (high-pitched voice): We're just messing with you. 2526 01:33:52,292 --> 01:33:53,292 Ha-ha! 2527 01:33:54,593 --> 01:33:56,594 "We love you guys. Don't worry." 2528 01:33:56,596 --> 01:33:58,095 (all laughing) 2529 01:33:58,097 --> 01:34:01,165 You guys were so pranked! I was in on it. 2530 01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:03,033 - You didn't know. - No, no, I did. I didn't know it was 2531 01:34:03,035 --> 01:34:04,568 coming right now. That's why I kind of sold it so well. 2532 01:34:04,570 --> 01:34:05,769 But it doesn't matter. 2533 01:34:05,771 --> 01:34:08,305 But you guys were like, "Holy shit!" 2534 01:34:08,307 --> 01:34:09,639 - Yeah. - Whew. 2535 01:34:09,641 --> 01:34:12,710 ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2536 01:34:12,712 --> 01:34:15,612 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2537 01:34:15,614 --> 01:34:17,648 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2538 01:34:17,650 --> 01:34:19,250 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪ 2539 01:34:19,252 --> 01:34:21,652 ♪ Feelin' good as hell... ♪ 2540 01:34:21,654 --> 01:34:23,589 ("Sweet Love" by Anita Baker playing) 2541 01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:29,227 Damn it, Mitchell. 2542 01:34:29,229 --> 01:34:30,631 Marco. 2543 01:34:32,031 --> 01:34:33,096 Polo. 2544 01:34:33,098 --> 01:34:34,732 I... 2545 01:34:34,734 --> 01:34:36,669 Mitchell, are you getting a snack? 2546 01:34:38,570 --> 01:34:40,470 I'm so glad we can do stuff like this 2547 01:34:40,472 --> 01:34:41,738 now that Kayla's in college. (chuckles) 2548 01:34:41,740 --> 01:34:44,274 I have no idea where you are. 2549 01:34:44,276 --> 01:34:46,676 I'm gonna do so much stuff to you when I find you. 2550 01:34:46,678 --> 01:34:48,612 - Oh, oh. - Marco. 2551 01:34:48,614 --> 01:34:50,081 - Polo. - Ah, ah. 2552 01:34:50,083 --> 01:34:51,349 - Polo! - (gasps, laughs) 2553 01:34:51,351 --> 01:34:52,716 I can't believe you! It took forever! 2554 01:34:52,718 --> 01:34:54,618 I spent so much time on the stairs. 2555 01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:56,319 - We're doing this. - We're, like, totally doing it. 2556 01:34:56,321 --> 01:34:57,822 - I know. It's hot. - Let's just get crazy. 2557 01:34:57,824 --> 01:34:58,822 - (whoops) - I don't know. 2558 01:34:58,824 --> 01:35:00,358 I want you to grab my balls, 2559 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:02,093 like Ron likes it, like, uh... like, hard. 2560 01:35:02,095 --> 01:35:03,126 (screams) 2561 01:35:03,128 --> 01:35:04,728 (both scream) 2562 01:35:04,730 --> 01:35:06,663 ♪ Ooh, child, tired of the bullshit ♪ 2563 01:35:06,665 --> 01:35:08,433 ♪ Go on, dust your shoulders off ♪ 2564 01:35:08,435 --> 01:35:10,100 ♪ Keep it moving ♪ 2565 01:35:10,102 --> 01:35:12,170 ♪ Yes, Lord, trying to get some new shit ♪ 2566 01:35:12,172 --> 01:35:14,505 ♪ In there, swimwear, going to the pool shit ♪ 2567 01:35:14,507 --> 01:35:16,441 ♪ Come now, come dry your eyes ♪ 2568 01:35:16,443 --> 01:35:18,776 ♪ You know you a star, you can touch the sky ♪ 2569 01:35:18,778 --> 01:35:21,511 ♪ I know that it's hard, but you have to try ♪ 2570 01:35:21,513 --> 01:35:24,514 ♪ If you need advice, let me simplify ♪ 2571 01:35:24,516 --> 01:35:29,386 ♪ If he don't love you anymore ♪ 2572 01:35:29,388 --> 01:35:33,657 ♪ Just walk your fine ass out the door ♪ 2573 01:35:33,659 --> 01:35:36,861 ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2574 01:35:36,863 --> 01:35:39,596 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2575 01:35:39,598 --> 01:35:42,166 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2576 01:35:42,168 --> 01:35:45,303 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2577 01:35:45,305 --> 01:35:47,138 ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2578 01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:48,272 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? 2579 01:35:48,274 --> 01:35:49,740 ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2580 01:35:49,742 --> 01:35:51,809 ♪ Whoo, girl, need to kick off your shoes ♪ 2581 01:35:51,811 --> 01:35:54,312 ♪ Gotta take a deep breath, time to focus on you ♪ 2582 01:35:54,314 --> 01:35:56,746 ♪ All the big fights, long nights that you been through ♪ 2583 01:35:56,748 --> 01:35:59,584 ♪ I got a bottle of tequila I've been saving for you ♪ 2584 01:35:59,586 --> 01:36:01,518 ♪ Boss up and change your life ♪ 2585 01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:03,821 ♪ You can have it all, no sacrifice ♪ 2586 01:36:03,823 --> 01:36:06,290 ♪ I know he did you wrong, we can make it right ♪ 2587 01:36:06,292 --> 01:36:09,559 ♪ So go and let it all hang out tonight ♪ 2588 01:36:09,561 --> 01:36:14,331 ♪ 'Cause he don't love you anymore ♪ 2589 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:18,536 ♪ So walk your fine ass out the door ♪ 2590 01:36:18,538 --> 01:36:22,139 ♪ And do your hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2591 01:36:22,141 --> 01:36:24,541 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2592 01:36:24,543 --> 01:36:26,410 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2593 01:36:26,412 --> 01:36:28,345 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪ 2594 01:36:28,347 --> 01:36:30,180 - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ - ♪ Shine on tonight ♪ 2595 01:36:30,182 --> 01:36:31,916 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2596 01:36:31,918 --> 01:36:34,684 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2597 01:36:34,686 --> 01:36:36,888 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2598 01:36:36,890 --> 01:36:40,360 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2599 01:36:40,362 --> 01:36:41,725 For more new Movies go to xPau.se 2600 01:36:41,727 --> 01:36:44,464 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 2601 01:36:45,632 --> 01:36:47,932 ♪ All right ♪ 2602 01:36:47,934 --> 01:36:49,533 ♪ Listen ♪ 2603 01:36:49,535 --> 01:36:54,471 ♪ If he don't love you anymore ♪ 2604 01:36:54,473 --> 01:37:00,745 ♪ Then walk your fine ass out the door ♪ 2605 01:37:00,747 --> 01:37:04,581 ♪ And do your hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2606 01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:06,783 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2607 01:37:06,785 --> 01:37:09,187 - ♪ Whoo-hoo... ♪ - ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2608 01:37:09,189 --> 01:37:10,921 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪ 2609 01:37:10,923 --> 01:37:12,756 - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ - ♪ Shine on tonight ♪ 2610 01:37:12,758 --> 01:37:14,692 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2611 01:37:14,694 --> 01:37:17,428 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2612 01:37:17,430 --> 01:37:19,596 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 2613 01:37:19,598 --> 01:37:22,567 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2614 01:37:22,569 --> 01:37:24,535 ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 2615 01:37:24,537 --> 01:37:25,870 ♪ Baby, how you feelin'? ♪ 2616 01:37:25,872 --> 01:37:28,438 ♪ Feelin' good as hell. ♪ 2617 01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:30,376 ♪ ♪ 2618 01:38:00,472 --> 01:38:02,408 ♪ ♪ 2619 01:38:32,504 --> 01:38:34,440 ♪ ♪ 2620 01:39:04,537 --> 01:39:06,472 ♪ ♪ 2621 01:39:36,569 --> 01:39:38,504 ♪ ♪ 2622 01:40:08,601 --> 01:40:10,537 ♪ ♪ 2623 01:40:40,632 --> 01:40:42,568 ♪ ♪ 2624 01:41:12,664 --> 01:41:14,601 ♪ ♪ 2625 01:41:44,696 --> 01:41:46,632 ♪ ♪ 2626 01:41:53,506 --> 01:41:55,441 (music ends)